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A Call For Humor!

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*sighs
Makes me wanna curl up in a corner, hug myself while sucking my thumb and slowly rock myself back and forth while whimpering.
I wanna know where he got that cool lab coat with the red lapel accents!
I never had one of those... :(

EDIT: I did keep a pair of hemostats clipped to my lab coat lapel -- because... you know... I am a cool scientist. :cool:
 
I wanna know where he got that cool lab coat with the red lapel accents!
I never had one of those... :(

EDIT: I did keep a pair of hemostats clipped to my lab coat lapel -- because... you know... I am a cool scientist. :cool:
LoL... I used to be in manufacturing of heavy duty oil and gas wheeled and track driven equipment as a electrical assembler. I wore hemostats too, a Starrett high accuracy tiny 6" ruler with depth gauge built in and a some tiny side cutters for wire cutting as happened so often. The other workers thought I was too fancy and then they started carrying stuff like me too, buying hemostats like 16", 12" and 6" and they said it was very helpful... LoL. So much for too fancy! :D
 
At one time, hemostats were popularly used as roach clips.
I mean -- so I have heard.
:cool:
@mhardy6647. My oldest brother Richard whom was a avid pot smoker and whatever else he could get his hands on at a young age regularly supplied me with joints of cannabis to take to elementary school when I was in grade 3 so that I would smoke up my 2 friends Rhonda and Steve at the baseball diamond. He was a very bad influence. Bourbon, ale, pilsner, rum, whiskey and weed he gave me often. If I had my way I would smack him but we don't get along anyway now so it would be moot. He's a reborn and seemingly forgets all this stuff I detailed here. My shrink is of the opinion the cannabis he supplied at a very young age caused me some brain changes and is also in his opinion the sole cause of my mild schizophrenia that I have now is that cannabis at grade 3 that my brother supplied me with. So... I am well familiar with hemostats for roaches. :facepalm: :D I am also a proponent now for age restrictions on cannabis use and access for minors.
 
@mhardy6647. My oldest brother Richard whom was a avid pot smoker and whatever else he could get his hands on at a young age regularly supplied me with joints of cannabis to take to elementary school when I was in grade 3 so that I would smoke up my 2 friends Rhonda and Steve at the baseball diamond. He was a very bad influence. Bourbon, ale, pilsner, rum, whiskey and weed he gave me often. If I had my way I would smack him but we don't get along anyway now so it would be moot. He's a reborn and seemingly forgets all this stuff I detailed here. My shrink is of the opinion the cannabis he supplied at a very young age caused me some brain changes and is also in his opinion the sole cause of my mild schizophrenia that I have now is that cannabis at grade 3 that my brother supplied me with. So... I am well familiar with hemostats for roaches. :facepalm: :D I am also a proponent now for age restrictions on cannabis use and access for minors.
That's actually quite awful to read, @Doodski. I am very sorry.
Ironically, I live in the one state in the Northeast where cannabis products (THC-containing, that is) are not legal in some way -- although I am OK with that.
 
That's actually quite awful to read, @Doodski
I know but at the time I thought he was awesome. Very bad for a young lad to be smoking THC and drinking brain damaging booze too.
Ironically, I live in the one state in the Northeast where cannabis products (THC-containing, that is) are not legal in some way -- although I am OK with that.
IC. I am OK with adults recreating on THC but as I said strict age restrictions must be maintained.
 
Probably just some warning tape for sealing biohazard containers. :p

I found the severed foot of a lab rat in one of my lab coat pockets once in grad school. Bizarrely enough, it wasn't a prank (nor a warning).
I think I'll skip the back story, though, the more I think about it. :facepalm:
 
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