Even the suppressed noise is not truly random because the circuit is based on logic which causes a level of order to the noise that is not present in nature.
Nonsense. The noise in the electronics is just as random. It's that simple. While there can be pseudorandom signals added in some forms of processing (but not all) even those have a period that is far, far beyond the retention ability of the auditory system.
You really do not understand electronics, do you? Do you even know the difference between electronics and digital signal processing, for instance? And what "suppressed noise" are we talking about?
Again, the audio signal is not "pseudo-random", it is stochastic with a particular spectral model and a noise input, if you want to be more precise. The presence of an autocorrelation greater than zero does not mean something is "pseudo random" it means that it's a Markov process of some sort, in most cases, often with a pseudo-periodic driving function. And pseudo-periodic does not mean "pseudo-random". For instance, the string release on a bow that makes a violin work is pseudo-periodic, but the "error" around the mean pitch is random, NOT "pseudo-random".
You're using a lot of terms that it appears you do not understand.
But all of these diversions aside, the article you're defending was complete tommyrot.