Extreme Snake Oil

[StigErik]

There's a new business idea to exploit - Gluten free audio products. Or Vegan.

 

[audio_tony]

This one just popped up on another forum.

Quantum Science Audio (QSA) Power Jitter Org-Gold UK Plug

The Power Jitter's are subjected to QSA's propietary quantum techniques utilising both MMAT and MAT technology. These processes dramatically improve phase detail, this encompasses a whole host of sonic benefits: more low level information, better and more seperate harmonics, complicated musical...

www.futureshop.co.uk

£3,900.00 !!!

I had to check if it was April 1st...

 

[StigErik]

"... better and more seperate harmonics ... " ... Right. So a plain vanilla C major triad chord will be magically transformed into a C maj7/9 with no third note?

 

[mocenigo]

There's a new business idea to exploit - Gluten free audio products. Or Vegan.

Yep. And we could go further. Cruelty-free, non-colonialist, non-discriminatory.

I have a name for the company: wocable (all lower case, to be pronounced with an accent on the “a”).

(Disclaimer. Before anybody brings complaints about politics: this is just a joke and I am myself what could be called “woke,” except that I understand self-irony.)

 

[mocenigo]

This one just popped up on another forum.

Quantum Science Audio (QSA) Power Jitter Org-Gold UK Plug

The Power Jitter's are subjected to QSA's propietary quantum techniques utilising both MMAT and MAT technology. These processes dramatically improve phase detail, this encompasses a whole host of sonic benefits: more low level information, better and more seperate harmonics, complicated musical...

www.futureshop.co.uk

£3,900.00 !!!

I had to check if it was April 1st...

“Organic jitters”, i.e., jitter created with only natural pesticides…

 

[sq225917]

Jesus that's some word salad bullshit right there.

 

[mocenigo]

Jesus that's some word salad bullshit right there.

Which one? There are so many…

 

[FrantzM]

Nordost is the absolute Worst of the Worst in snake-oil cables.
Somebody get me a ROPE !

MIT and Transparent are at the same level: BS galore. Let's not forget, Audioquest, Shunyatta .. the list is long ...

Peace

 

[pjn]

MIT and Transparent are at the same level: BS galore. Let's not forget, Audioquest, Shunyatta .. the list is long ...

Peace

Metal Molecular Activation Technology (MMAT)​

Metal Molecular Activation Technology is a process that increases the number of electron flows per second in conductor material, resulting in a much lower background noise and paving the way for further QSA treatments. All products must undergo this process first for the QSA treatments to be effective.

The products - such as fuses - undergo varying levels of colour graded treatments to improve performance. The higher grade of colours reach an optimal performance, wherein further treatments no longer improve the performance. Thus, a graduated level of performance improvement is achieved.

Musical Metal Molecule Alignment Technology (MMMAT)​

QSA's Musical Metal Molecule Alignment Technology (MMMAT) drastically increases the charge transfer efficiency between metal and molecules, resulting in an exponential improvement of micro dynamics. This, in turn, leads to a much more vibrant and lively music experience, almost creating a magical ambiance that will make you want to keep on listening.

All QSA products, such as fuses, undergo this treatment, with the colour grade being determined by the number of times the product has been treated - higher grades reaching maximum performance after multiple treatments. This results in a graduated level of performance improvement.


I am just astonished - based on customer reviews, they do enough business to be making a vast profit. Although I wonder about the legitimacy of the reviews - they seem to "bunch" in a non-random way.

 

[pkane]

increases the number of electron flows per second

I always wanted more electron flows per second in my power cable, I just couldn't say why. Now, I know: it's to create a magical ambiance!

 

[terryforsythe]

I am just astonished - based on customer reviews, they do enough business to be making a vast profit.

As the saying goes, "there's a sucker born every minute". For some reason, a lot of them become "audiophiles".

 

[DSJR]

Metal Molecular Activation Technology (MMAT)​

Metal Molecular Activation Technology is a process that increases the number of electron flows per second in conductor material, resulting in a much lower background noise and paving the way for further QSA treatments. All products must undergo this process first for the QSA treatments to be effective.

The products - such as fuses - undergo varying levels of colour graded treatments to improve performance. The higher grade of colours reach an optimal performance, wherein further treatments no longer improve the performance. Thus, a graduated level of performance improvement is achieved.

Musical Metal Molecule Alignment Technology (MMMAT)​

QSA's Musical Metal Molecule Alignment Technology (MMMAT) drastically increases the charge transfer efficiency between metal and molecules, resulting in an exponential improvement of micro dynamics. This, in turn, leads to a much more vibrant and lively music experience, almost creating a magical ambiance that will make you want to keep on listening.

All QSA products, such as fuses, undergo this treatment, with the colour grade being determined by the number of times the product has been treated - higher grades reaching maximum performance after multiple treatments. This results in a graduated level of performance improvement.


I am just astonished - based on customer reviews, they do enough business to be making a vast profit. Although I wonder about the legitimacy of the reviews - they seem to "bunch" in a non-random way.

Can't these people be taken to court? I mean, we have Trading Standards here for such crap as this...

 

[DSJR]

I always wanted more electron flows per second in my power cable, I just couldn't say why. Now, I know: it's to create a magical ambiance!

But none of this nonsense can correct age related hearing loss!!!

 

[mhardy6647]

Synergistic still wear the extreme crown, even if their top end cable is about half the price... nobody else can engineer "custom quantum tunnelling" into their cables. The bargain SRX cables even come with cable lifters. That's real audiophile!

... and Lord knows we won't settle for ordinary, off the shelf quantum tunnelling!

 

[FunkIT]

This one just popped up on another forum.

Quantum Science Audio (QSA) Power Jitter Org-Gold UK Plug

The Power Jitter's are subjected to QSA's propietary quantum techniques utilising both MMAT and MAT technology. These processes dramatically improve phase detail, this encompasses a whole host of sonic benefits: more low level information, better and more seperate harmonics, complicated musical...

www.futureshop.co.uk

£3,900.00 !!!

I had to check if it was April 1st...

 

[mhardy6647]

There's a new business idea to exploit - Gluten free audio products. Or Vegan.

I don't know about you, but I certainly don't want to contribute towards the inhumane exploitation of these products.
Free Range or bust!

 

[GaryY]

I know how MMAT works.

 

[Svet Angelov]

Was this posted on here already?

You can't copy anything off this site, but this resulted in what may be the funniest screenshot I've ever taken!

Audiophile Rocks – Down The Rabbit Hole Once Again. » Adventures in Hifi Audio

 

[BeeKay]

Snake oil seems to follow the same patterns you see with the elderly that start developing cognitive issues. Once one asshole managed to sell a grandpa a useless magazine subscription the ugly rest of the vultures show up within hours.

 

[spigot]

This one just popped up on another forum.

Quantum Science Audio (QSA) Power Jitter Org-Gold UK Plug

The Power Jitter's are subjected to QSA's propietary quantum techniques utilising both MMAT and MAT technology. These processes dramatically improve phase detail, this encompasses a whole host of sonic benefits: more low level information, better and more seperate harmonics, complicated musical...

www.futureshop.co.uk

£3,900.00 !!!

I had to check if it was April 1st...

"It is advised to allow the power jitters to settle into your system for at least 50 hours" - the Power Jitter Plugs are initially anxious when entering a new property and need some time to acclimatise.