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A Call For Humor!

From Loudermilk, great series

 
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I remember doing this with hockey cards, and probably with a Bobby Orr rookie card :facepalm:

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So is it a joke like "this side down" on the sole side of socks, or a "lawyers made us do it" instance like "may contain nuts" on a bag of nuts? Or something else?
 
I'm reminded of the time we received a piece of equipment on a palette, in wooden crate, fully nailed down. The crate had to be opened using wrecking bars inside of which was a double carton, which was a two-man lift to remove. On opening the carton, the first thing we saw on the top was the Operator's Manual. On opening the manual, on the Front Page was the instruction "Open carton and remove manual"

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So is it a joke like "this side down" on the sole side of socks, or a "lawyers made us do it" instance like "may contain nuts" on a bag of nuts? Or something else?
Delta Airlines or was it American Airlines, that had on their packet of peanuts the instructions

Open packet, eat contents.

Oh, and 'May contain nuts', not 'Does contain nuts'. What else would it be...

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Oh, and 'May contain nuts', not 'Does contain nuts'. What else would it be...
Consider the opportunity for lawsuits!
Package says Does Contain Nuts. Plaintiff opens package and consumes nuts. Plaintiff re-reads package information. There are no nuts in package. Plaintiff surveys other nut consumers. Same thing.
=> Class action lawsuit.

QED

Pre-emptive solution. Package may contain nuts. No guarantee.

:)
 
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