All those things were before my time. Sadly, we'd never get away with such jokes nowadays. The best we can hope for is sneaking a funny comment into some source code.
At college a millennia or so ago the disc drive died in our DEC PDP-8 (or 11, I forget). Back then the drive was in a separate cabinet with big (12"?) discs that held something like 5 Mb each. They sent a new drive cartridge and I was trying to format it without success. A tech came out and was messing with it for a while, with a group of kids and profs crowded around watching, when an error message of "you can't f'ing get here from there, a'hole!" popped up (sans apostrophes). Tech turned red, killed the display, and called the factory. Apparently a leftover debug message that should have been deleted, or at least revised to be less profane and more useful...