I feel like Strayans should make a childrens programme called Crazy Nature, where films are shown of various people meeting their end at the hands of nature, with subtly mocking running commentary.Don't forget about the Irukandji Jellyfish.
"Look at this crazy surfer bugger. Oh yeah, he has missed that huge fin sticking outta the wARtER (extra Aussie emphasis there). Watch out, mate, Whitey is about. Oh no, he's got him by the leg, kids. Yeah, he is getting thrashed around now." Loses leg, surrounding area turning red from blood "Well, he is not having a good day, is he children. Some people just can't a break.....geddit...catch a break"
"Now, let's check in on the 9yr old boy who got stung by a Irukandji Jellyfish and...guess what, it was only his father that stung him with it - struth, what a prankster!"