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A Call For Humor!

Boris Badinov

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FrantzM

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At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack.

Customs officer: “Do you have something to declare?”

Man: “No.”

Customs officer: “And what do you have in the sack?”

Man: “Sand.”

During the check, it turns out: actually sand.

Every day for a whole week, the man comes with the bike and the sack on the luggage rack. On the eighth day, the customs officer becomes suspicious.

Customs officer: “What do you have in the sack?”

Man: “Just sand.”

Customs officer: “Hmm, let’s see…”

This time, the sand is sifted. Result: just sand.

The man continues to visit the border every day. Two weeks later, the border guard has enough and sends the sand to the lab. Result: just sand.

After another month of “sand transports”, the customs officer can’t stand it any longer and asks the man: “I’ll give it to you in writing that I won’t tell anybody, but you’re smuggling something. Please tell me what!”

The man: “Bicycles…”
 

Jim Taylor

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Guy bought an iguana. Iguana didn't eat, didn't even move. Guy calls the vet, describes the problem, asks what's wrong. Vet says, "It's obvious. He's got a reptile dysfunction."

Fred (Don't want to sign my name to that one!) :p
 
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