JSmith
Master Contributor
we can all throw in a dollar
... I just want to know when I can personally teleport, not my audio.
JSmith
we can all throw in a dollar
Shh... now you're spoiling the fun...We are all aware that Machinadynamica is a parody page, aren't we?
We are all aware that Machinadynamica is a parody page, aren't we?. Or have we got some Poe going on?
I used to think it was, or some kind of Situationist statement. But the bloke is/was a member here for a while and he does seem to believe in what he's selling.
Wow amazing... ly disturbing;
http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm
Yeah, I'm not buying this for $111,995.00 ... that's right, $111,995.00;
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But, but... he's got a white lab coat on. He's clearly credentialed.I thought I'd already seen it all...
From min 3:51
Tell that to the cows!It is the inherent and quite large interactions between wood, cement and the electrons in your speaker wire. Running your wire anywhere near any wood surface is the death knell of high end audio. The wood fibers impart forces in the electrons in the copper that would not ordinarily be there. The proof of course is that NASA never uses wood to build all the interior cabinets for all the electronics gear on rockets. Elon Musk then took this another step further and declared their would never be dangerous wood or particle board on a Falcon 9 near the control electronics. Don't believe me? Call up NASA or SpaceX and ask how much wood is on their various rockets etc. When they tell you "none", my point is proven. So, buy those cable lifters! Just make sure they are not made of wood.
I REALLY need to get into the snake oil business. I am missing out on so much easy money.
I dunno about the site, but proprietor Geoff Kaitt is still postin' away at AA (audioasylum, that is, not that other AA...)Machinadynamica - a great spoof site. I am not sure if the site is still being maintained, it doesn't seem to display correctly, but is always good for a giggle. He has got the pseudo-science babble spouted by snake oil merchants and their adoring acolytes absolutely spot on.
Why put an expensive amp at kick height?
The little bridges are tidier than cables on the floor and the owner can make digger noises as he moves them around.
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You can tell how technologically advanced these dweebs are simply by looking at this page layout. It looks like something made for a dial-up modem:Wow amazing... ly disturbing;
http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm
Yeah, I'm not buying this for $111,995.00 ... that's right, $111,995.00;
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Imagine coming home drunk as a skunk to a power outage, tripping on the cables and then falling on all your audio shit. Surely any cryogenic treatment would be ruined and one would need to replace the cables...Why put an expensive amp at kick height?
Yes but I probably abuse them a bit because I do more reconnecting than will most users. AQ did replace them.So "only" a failure rate of 5% or so?
If I were to get drunk (not my cuppa tea), I'd steer clear of anything electrical. Stereo stuff would get played on the following day.
We are all aware that Machinadynamica is a parody page, aren't we?. Or have we got some Poe going on?
Yes but I probably abuse them a bit because I do more reconnecting than will most users. AQ did replace them.
It's still there, as linked to (twice) on the previous page of this thread.It seems he took down the “improve your system with a phone call from me” offer, though.
Don't read too much into it, please.You abuse your cables? Man, that's just mean