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From the 'archives'... The story of Rindercella Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsom hince. One...

David Crosby - Somebody home [with snarky puppy]

apologies for the spelling mitsteak.

A little old Jewish grandmother gives directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow, push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the...

Veni, Vidi, VISA (for hi-fi gear of course, maybe those nice VU meter thingies)

The priest was waiting on Saturday afternoon for his usual parade of people coming to confession. In comes a man so drunk, he is stumbling down the aisle, bouncing from pew to pew. Finally he finds the confessional, goes in, and shuts the door. The priest goes in his side and waits. Nothing...

And other titles that maybe aren't really real...? 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Daddy's New Wife Robert 4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kid's Guide to...

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's Dog and Schrodinger's Cat She said it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not.

Dear agony aunt; HELP! I’m a 39-year-old doctor (6'1, 315lbs) and random strangers keep asking me if it's going to rain – why?? Why would they turn to a meaty urologist for the weather?

That'd be the Amazon Fire range of devices. Probably a Kindle. Or maybe I'm reading too much into it.

Ok then :) (with apologies to both parties...)

I wonder if this research was an offshoot of, or inspired by, the earlier/ongoing(?) research to grow ears on mice? I'm not trying to be funny btw.

Tommy Emmanuel - Cowboy's Dream

Vulfpeck - Miracle (these guys never fail to cheer me up and make me smile)

Doc Terry's extended remix - Give Me A Dream