Two audiophiles walk into a bar, and one says to the other, "Hey, a got a great joke about objectivists."
Before he can start the joke, a big burly guy sitting to their right looks over and says, "Hey, I'm an objectivist."
As that guy says that, an even bigger and burlier guy to their left leans in and says, "I'm a dedicated objectivist, myself."
Then, the bartender leans forward toward them over the bar and says, "And I'm a very serious objectivist."
Finally the biggest meanest looking guy in the place stands up from his pool game, cue in hand, and says, "And I'm a deadly serious objectivist."
At this point, the bartender assumes a kinder look and says, "Fella, you sure you still wanna tell an objectivist joke?"
The audiophile shrugs and replies, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it four times."