I am even "worse". I have 4 record players, Goldmund Reference, EMT 938, Roksan Xerxes and B&O 8002 (the highest and most original tech one), all of which have a different suite of colourations so all sound different but I use a Devialet amplifier, which digitises the phono input immediately after the loading circuit and calculates the correction, RIAA 1976 or one of 10 other vintage curves selectable on the remote, digitally. It used to have RIAA 1953 but that has gone from the configuration menu in the latest software. Probably sensible from an engineering pov but gives Devialet haters another detail to get snooty about.
I play LPs quite a lot. I don't buy many any more but have records going back to those I bought when I was a student almost 50 years ago now. What I listen too depends entirely on what I feel like listening to next, not the medium on which it is recorded or its sound quality.
I would rather listen to Bach over the phone than Bruce Springsteen on the best hifi in the world.