Not for sale on ASR [US]: Van Damme Tour Grade Classic XKE Starquad balanced XLR stereo pair 1 meter (3.3 ft) in white

[BDWoody]

Love the "Tour Grade Classic XKE" lingo on the cable.

I'd rather go for this XKE.

Maybe it's for cars?

 

[VMAT4]

I'd rather go for this XKE.

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Maybe it's for cars?

I'll bet those cables are only slightly more reliable.

 

[Jimbob54]

I'll bet those cables are only slightly more reliable.

Are you saying the UK cant produce reliable sports cars?

 

[BDWoody]

Are you saying the UK cant produce reliable sports cars?

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Not just sports cars...

Here's one I have a hard time seeing coming out of Germany:

Anyone driven a Reliant Robin?

I only know it from Top Gear, but looks like... something.

 

[Jimbob54]

Not just sports cars...

Here's one I have a hard time seeing coming out of Germany:

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Anyone driven a Reliant Robin?

I only know it from Top Gear, but looks like... something.

Very reliable I will have you know. Reliably shit.

 

[VMAT4]

Thank you all for sabotaging my ad... I just wanted to sell some extra cables I don’t use anymore. That was really nice of you all...

I guess ASR is not a place to post audio classifieds. FYI @amirm

Try ASOR, Audio Snake Oil Review. It's the opposite of ASR.

 

[Jimbob54]

Chuck Norris was like 180 -10 in his fighting career and I think 8 times world champ, not sure about Van Damme.

From JCVD wikipedia entry

"Lawsuit and fight record controversy
In 1997, Frank Dux, the martial artist whom Van Damme portrayed in Bloodsport, filed a lawsuit against Van Damme for $50,000 for co-writing and consultation work Dux did on the 1996 film The Quest. According to the lawsuit, Dux also accused Van Damme of lying to the public about his martial arts fight record, stating that when Dux tutored Van Damme while Van Damme was laying carpet for a living, Van Damme exhibited a lack of martial arts skills. Van Damme's lawyer, Martin Singer, responded, "There are records to document his martial arts acclaim. Why, just look at his movies; he didn't get those roles on his acting ability! He's the one who does those splits on chairs. He doesn't have a stuntman to do that."[81]"

After reading this I'm more interested if he could come and re-carpet my stairs next week.

 

[BDWoody]

Chuck Norris was like 180 -10 in his fighting career and I think 8 times world champ, not sure about Van Damme.

Yeah, Chuck Norris was is a real deal bad-ass. He didn't doesn't
just play one on TV.

Edited for safety...whew. I hope he didn't see that.
Thanks @Jimbob54 !

 

[Jimbob54]

Yeah, Chuck Norris was a real deal bad-ass. He didn't just play one on TV.

I double dare you to use the past tense to his face.

 

[deprogrammed]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push up he does earth downs.
The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

 

[Wombat]

Down Under you don't want to be called Chuck.

Chuck=chunder= spew=vomit=technicolour yawn.

Good luck to the supermarket chain that has introduced Chuck Steak.

 

[Thomas savage]

Guys you seemed to of upset the thread starter here , he's threatening to get Chuck Norris on your collective arses .

Apologies to @EchoChamber , I must admit I can't see the harm personally as all this activity keeps the item visible and your original cable ad remains or did until you removed it .

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