Worst movie ever?

[Digital_Thor]

The Italian Job was decent, but he was not lead character, so that helped.

I think he's ok. The first Transporter was ok.
Seing him in Snatch and The bank job, was a good experience too.

 

[EJ3]

Seagals movies are like popcorn, messy, tacky and full of air... Yet we gobble them down anyway

But fun! Then again, I do not NEED to be entertained. But, I'm fine with an adult libation, some friends and whatever someone puts on the screen.
(No TV at my home since 2007 (when my wife did not like the choices on the cable system in Guam (it lacked porn, so we don't have a use case for it, she said).
OK, I said, we'll make our own.
She said just pretend that there are camera's and we'll be fine.
But if there really are cameras, I promise you, NOTHING will happen.

 

[napfkuchen]

Best Seagal movie. Sadly, only the trailer is available ...

 

[Paul7777x]

Any, and all, ‘horror’ films. Puerile, pubescent girl, dribblings.

 

[Honken]

Any, and all, ‘horror’ films. Puerile, pubescent girl, dribblings.

All? Perhaps even such movies as The Shining?

 

[markstein]

Have a look here:

https://www.thalia.de/shop/home/artikeldetails/A1055183179

That' s about a German TV series called "SchleFaZ" - "Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten" - "The worst movies of all times". Wonderful. Love it!

 

[Bwaslo]

How about most disapointing film? "Hitch Hiker's Guide", what a crappy follow up. The BBC tv version was infinitely better. Best that Adams never saw the film.

 

[EJ3]

Any, and all, ‘horror’ films. Puerile, pubescent girl, dribblings.

I'm OK with the many of the psychological horror ones but want no slasher gore stuff. I've seen enough of that in real life.
The Shining is one that I could be happy to have never seen (I also did not think much of the book).
Or anything Stephen King ever has done in the horror genre.
Both were a waste of time for me.
The movie, I Robot, while quit different than the book, while not being good, was not horrid.

 

[pinger]

All? Perhaps even such movies as The Shining?

LOL the Shining was horrible! Read the book twice though

 

[Jcrow]

LOL the Shining was horrible! Read the book twice though

I watched it recently. I thought it was fantastic! I haven’t read the book, though.

 

[Jcrow]

Any, and all, ‘horror’ films. Puerile, pubescent girl, dribblings.

There’s definitely some bad ones, but there are also some amazing ones. It’s ok not to like a genre.
I don’t like musicals, but I also wouldn’t say they’re all terrible either.

 

[Vandemann]

Did anyone say great horror? The original French version of Martyrs. Then there's Calvaire...

 

[Axo1989]

Did anyone say great horror? The original French version of Martyrs. Then there's Calvaire...

I was going to say Martyrs is actually amazing, you beat me to it. And more recently we are having a kind of horror apotheosis. Not that academy awards are always a good metric, but Weapons was rather good.

For really abysmal horror, we have all sorts streaming on Prime, not to mention Tubi.