I'd nominate "The English Patient". I was begging the nurse to give the creep a morphine overdose 20 minutes into the movie....
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Worst movie ever?
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I recall enjoying Eraserhead some years back. It's David Lynch after all.
Ok in another thread you've been posting astonishingly trite long-form drivel from YouTube that gives me a few seconds at most, so our tastes likely differ in general. Eraserhead is fairly accurately categorised as 'surrealist body horror' so you'd be safe to say it isn't for everyone. I do wonder what I'll think of it after a re-watch some time hence?
Kuma
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Event Horizon. What a crap movie. Sam Neill is crap in everything.
Harsh. I quite like him in Event Horizon, along with the movie itself. I also like him in Posession, maybe try watching it some day - it's a bit different.
As for bad movies, I recently watched After Last Season. While it is fun for a while to try to grok the weird choices made in the movie, like the cardboard MRI machine made to look white with plain white paper, after a while it just grinds to an absolute halt and it's hard to not doze off. Absolutely nothing happens at all.
This one is a real stinker.
Without a doubt... "War of the Worlds" with Ice Cube... what a waste of 1.5 hours of my life. Utterly inept garbage.
And it may be the worst Rotten Tomatoes ever... https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/war_of_the_worlds_2025
And it may be the worst Rotten Tomatoes ever... https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/war_of_the_worlds_2025
I was disbelieving that movie could be so absurdly bad @ War of the Worlds - Ice Cube. Dumb movie.
Keith_W
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I haven't watched it. Does it cross into "so bad that it's good" territory? Like Birdemic?
For me, NO! It's horrible.
More into it's so bad I was glad I was out of razor blades...
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g.i. jane was total riddley scott trash ! it was so dark you could hardly watch it , looked like filmed with stocking pulled over the lens with dying xenon lamp , AC-3 soundmixers mix was also trash worst sound mix i ever listened too
never again will i put this navy seal trash on my pioneer laserdisc player again , propaganda riddey scott slapping slapper garbage trash , dumpster fire
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this one for the cat litter tray ( coming soon )
never again will i put this navy seal trash on my pioneer laserdisc player again , propaganda riddey scott slapping slapper garbage trash , dumpster fire
two thumbs down
this one for the cat litter tray ( coming soon )
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Bad movies which nevertheless entertained me include "Black Adam" and "The Meg".
"Human Centipede" had a squirm-inducing premise, but the movie itself seemed somehow lacking.
It's been awhile since I've watched "Hostel" and I recall it being well-done for what it was, but you gotta be into torture porn, which I find hard to watch.
"Human Centipede" had a squirm-inducing premise, but the movie itself seemed somehow lacking.
It's been awhile since I've watched "Hostel" and I recall it being well-done for what it was, but you gotta be into torture porn, which I find hard to watch.
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HoweSound
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Also try Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Worse than horrible...
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tron arse 3 , its tron without the tron , yeah misleading title , its got low imdb ranting its flopping faster than a floppy disc drive uploading , reported $200m and weekend gross is like , $14.3 is that worldwide ? bog iegr is about be handed his tron arse , i don't have any serious time to waste , it has girlboss here , girlboss there , girlboss everywhere , what a tripe load of liemax imax trash , garbage dolby cinema atmos trash , another disney flop
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To be fair, you kind of know exactly what you're going to get with a Jason Statham movie.
He's been in a few good one's too:
Best Jason Statham Movies, Ranked by Tomatometer
A definitive list of the best Jason Statham movies all the way down to his worst, ranked by Tomatometer.
editorial.rottentomatoes.com
To be fair, you kind of know exactly what you're going to get with a Jason Statham movie.
He's been in a few good one's too:
Best Jason Statham Movies, Ranked by Tomatometer
A definitive list of the best Jason Statham movies all the way down to his worst, ranked by Tomatometer.
I've seen Statham described as the thinking man's action hero. Not sure where that leaves the thinking woman but my intro to his talents was the Transporter series, which I quite enjoyed. The wry pacing and humorous fight-scene choreography appealed especially. The compiled critics consensus is a puzzle though, I also rather liked the very low-scoring London and Killer Elite, for example. But I didn't make it through Working Man.
Haha no doubt, I couldn't even make it through the trailer!
Only wasted 5 minutes of my life. You have a stoic persistance.
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should i rent this dumpster fire at 2hrs 52mins what ? 2hrs 52mins are you kidding me what they think this , the towering inferno ?
still thinking about how dumpster the soundmixer will be on this trash in dolby digital since bezos doesn't do atmos not that i think care i be missing anything with the rubbish director as the last one on that dumpster uhd disc what was it ? fall back or full of trash ? with all those annoying liemax scenes that served no point of logic to the rubbish
i seen the youtube ending so i know how this rubbish ends , everyone prises it with home theatres as its the best sound ever , what ? does it have serious directional dialog and effects foley for almost 3 hrs ? i doubt it very much , long years of listening experience
nope , this has to be the one of many of 2025 worst rubbish movies
£4.99 for 48 hrs , well vhs rental 1980's £1.50 for new release titles 24 hrs , older titles £1.00 for 48 hrs mostly smaller crt screens or mono tv sound or if vcr connected to hi-fi for full-range sound with Dolby B-NR , now dolby digital bezos 5.1 that cheap ********** yet he spends $millon on some bs handle to open a cardboard spacecraft door
still thinking about how dumpster the soundmixer will be on this trash in dolby digital since bezos doesn't do atmos not that i think care i be missing anything with the rubbish director as the last one on that dumpster uhd disc what was it ? fall back or full of trash ? with all those annoying liemax scenes that served no point of logic to the rubbish
i seen the youtube ending so i know how this rubbish ends , everyone prises it with home theatres as its the best sound ever , what ? does it have serious directional dialog and effects foley for almost 3 hrs ? i doubt it very much , long years of listening experience
nope , this has to be the one of many of 2025 worst rubbish movies
£4.99 for 48 hrs , well vhs rental 1980's £1.50 for new release titles 24 hrs , older titles £1.00 for 48 hrs mostly smaller crt screens or mono tv sound or if vcr connected to hi-fi for full-range sound with Dolby B-NR , now dolby digital bezos 5.1 that cheap ********** yet he spends $millon on some bs handle to open a cardboard spacecraft door
You are joking right?
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