I'm free but @amirm has gone to great lengths to make sure there's no men living near him that are more attractive than he is (was, before time mocked him so cruelly) so I can't see him being willing to allow me permanent lodgings. He would be over come with fits of jealous rage on a daily basis and testing would come to a complete standstill.So does this mean you are at a vulnerable time when Amir could hire you for permanent moderator? Would you consider moving to the states? Amir has that camper van so living accommodations would be available and very inexpensive. Amir needs to stay out of it and do more testing anyway.
If the woman isn't amenable to moving to the US, they have some very nice women in the Pacific Northwest.
I thought I'd look into moving to @watchnerd neck of the woods and declare myself a professional Cat walker , I'd at least have one client.