Ok, haven't read this whole thread, so sorry if this post adds absolutely no value. Just wanted to say that for me personally listening to vinyl just drives me nuts. Yap. All those defects just annoy the h*** out of me. I've listened to really good vinyl setups, which cost more than my annual salary, and I still disliked it just as much.
Totally legit, of course! If you are that sensitive to vinyl artifacts, it ain't for you.
But remember that outside the bubble of a site like this, most people who are in to listening to music are not obsessively chasing down the best SINAD numbers for their DAC or lowest distortion numbers for their amp or the highest possible dynamic range in their source etc. The fact is the type of performance chased around here is not terribly relevant to what most people require in order to enjoy music. Why does anyone here care about all these low distortion numbers if it's not in the end about listening to and enjoying the music? Most people can get there without the scrutiny many apply in a forum like this.
Which means many who buy vinyl get the same satisfaction you do from listening to music PLUS what are, to them, the added aesthetic/conceptual characteristics of buying records and owning turntables that
they find enhance the experience. It's actually the most rational thing in the world, if you just look at it from outside your own perspective and criteria.
Like, why would anyone want to add pops and hiss and tizz and all of that to music, when we have digital recordings where there's just the beautiful music and nothing else? I really don't get it. I understand the fascination with the ritual, the physical sensation, etc. But the sound itself? Nah.
Some people find some romanticism and nostalgia in the pops and crackles of worn vinyl. Ok, if that suits them. Personally I don't. I like as clean vinyl as I can get. Many other vinyl listeners feel that way too.
I buy vinyl in the best condition I can find, and also keep it in good condition (including having an easy-to-use ultrasonic cleaner). I also have a good turntable and high quality cartridge that seem to produce lower background noise than my old turntable set up. The result is that, with the exception of perhaps hearing a tiny bit of noise in the "silence" between tracks, I very rarely can actually hear any pops, ticks or crackle added to the music. It sounds very clean. If the records I own actually sounded as noisy as your post implies, frankly I would not be in to playing vinyl. I'm not in to ticks and pops. But I DO really like the sound of good vinyl, and the way it tends to sound a bit different than digital. So I find I get my sonic jollies with vinyl where I'm often blown away by the sound AND I get the aesthetic pleasures of records, turntables, having a physical collection, a more focused listening to music, etc.
The one blind study we have to date - referenced on the first page - supports that I'm not alone in perceiving it this way, when peeking is not allowed. In my view the vinyl resurgence is about tied with MQA when it comes to "most stupidest thing happening in audio right now". Let's make CDs great again.
Funny that you follow "
most stupidest thing happening in audio right now" with "
Let's make CDs great again." From
my perspective, CDs would be the "most stupidest thing" to resurrect right now. I find CDs awful as physical objects, those jewel cases break and snap if you look at them wrong, they don't "feel nice" in the hand, they slip and slide everywhere, the artwork and liner notes are so tiny. As physical carriers of the digital signal they both suck and are now rendered unnecessary. I was never happier than getting rid of my CDs after ripping them. They are, to me, a "no man's land" stuck between the ease of streaming digital music, and the physical, aesthetic appeal of LPs, having neither of those attributes. "Why would anyone buy or play a CD when you can just stream the music?"
Personally I find the vinyl revival to be a beautiful thing. It certainly revived my own interest in listening to music on my audio system (where I was starting to find the ubiquity and access to "all the music in the world" to actually somewhat devalue the experience, making it more for constant background listening). It's had a similar effect on many other music and audio fans. And it has expanded the musical world for tons of young people as well, who upon being intrigued by vinyl have discovered tons of music in their parent's vinyl collection, or in record stores and vinyl hunts, that they would not otherwise have explored. If you pay attention to the various forums in which vinyl newbies talk of their recent record discoveries, you'll see just joyous amounts of enthusiasm. Plus, many really are acutely aware of how buying a vinyl copy of their current favorite artist, indie or otherwise, helps directly support that artist in ways streaming does not. There is so much enthusiasm, and richness in the vinyl culture that concentrating on chasing the last bit of good SINAD numbers (or dynamic range/perfect silence or whatever) just misses.
Like Bruce Lee said: "
It's like a finger pointing to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, lest you miss all that heavenly glory." Similarly, while there certainly IS a rational for concentrating on the best measurements you can get in gear, and for noting the differences between digital and vinyl, if we concentrate too narrowly on the "finger" of technical achievement we can momentarily miss the point of it all: the enjoyment of music, to which there are many legitimate paths. By concentrating "on the finger" we lose touch with why other people can enjoy music in forms we do not.