A few friends and I planned a week where we rented a large beach house in Florida a few years back. One of the guys had his then 17 year old son with him. Next house over there were a couple of girls looked to be 20 years old. Obviously lesbians. Stayed wrapped around each other most of the time. One girl looked alright, but one was the most gorgeous gal on the beach I saw all week. Several guys would stroll by and see this girl in some hot swimsuits out by the water and try to talk her up. The other gal clearly did not like it and would intervene with a nasty disposition. My pal's son kept talking about her and looking at her. We encouraged him to go talk to her. He said he wasn't so sure that other gal wouldn't kick his ass if he tried. Well we couldn't let him off the hook with that.
So I told him I had noticed every so often the protector gal would go in and mix up some new drinks. Took her a few minutes to do that. He had a body board of mine riding it in the waves. I told him to think up something to tell her. When that other gal went inside come up and find a reason to talk to her. I would mosey over and tie up the protective gal in some stupid conversation if she hurried back outside. Oh he talked the big talk then. He knew stuff to tell her and once he had her she wouldn't even want women anymore.
Finally time for some more drinks and he got his opening. He slid up on the beach close to her and walked over. I reckon he intended to ask her if she knew how to ride a bodyboard and would she like to learn he could show her it was fun or something along those lines. Instead here is what came out: "hey there, how would you like to be waterboarded?". I wasn't all that close, but heard him. I was trying mightily to contain laughter. I am not sure if she said anything. She stared at him a minute, then got her beach towel, wrapped it around her, and stalked back inside. Needless to say we didn't let him forget how suave his pickup line was. We called him Ricke' Suave' the next couple days.