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Stereophile doubles down on the snake oil!

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It's both writing up bullshit that's nice to read, I'm sure some missing techniques here and there can be acquired quickly when changing professions. :D

Maybe I should look into making some money from review writing? I know a fancy word or two, and making up seemingly logical nonsense isn't a problem either. $$$
This post literally made me shoot upright in my bespoken mid-century modern listening chair, which was painstakingly covered with A-9-quality hides skinned from rare speckled llamas and hand-tanned and dyed by the aboriginal people in the Kitayama Atoll. I looked down and saw my right foot involuntarily tapping to the beat, and I was immediately filled with joy. As the veils fell from in front of my eyes, the words emerged from the computer screen with a new billowing clarity I have only associated with > $1,000,000 custom-tinted eyeballs. My brain screamed at me "Must. Buy."!!!

I know what you're thinking, dear Readers. Reviewers like me are able to purchase posts for a fraction of the retail cost that you must pay. Well let me tell you, I would gladly pay full retail cost for this post -- it's THAT GOOD. Right now I am keeping it as a long-term loaner from the Poster, but I know I will shed a tear when it's time to return it. If I return it.
 
It's both writing up bullshit that's nice to read, I'm sure some missing techniques here and there can be acquired quickly when changing professions. :D

Maybe I should look into making some money from review writing? I know a fancy word or two, and making up seemingly logical nonsense isn't a problem either. $$$
It's not the writing that pays, it's the ad sales that are contingent on writing nice things that aren't really true about expensive gear. Or perhaps, on the writer's end, having an industry/audio pedigree that somehow convinces the reader that you can hear the magic qualities of a cable while sitting in your living room listening to Dire Straits.
 
It's not the writing that pays, it's the ad sales that are contingent on writing nice things that aren't really true about expensive gear. Or perhaps, on the writer's end, having an industry/audio pedigree that somehow convinces the reader that you can hear the magic qualities of a cable while sitting in your living room listening to Dire Straits.
The moneymaking prospects do look Dire indeed...
 
Rankin did confess some years later that, due to tight deadlines, he reviewed some equipment without ever taking it out of the box.

He gave a talk at our local book festival in Wigtown a few years ago and his history as a hifi reviewer was brought up afterwards in the local pub, he was quite open about the bullshit he wrote to meet the word count and said it was the easiest few £ he ever made at the time.

 
It seems obvious certain industry folks are reading this discussion (and similar ones elsewhere), The Absolute Sound just posted a combo review of the $34k power cable and $11k magic magnet mats you put your components on top of they both make your system sound better. I think they know they get more traffic from rage-clicks at this point. Coincidentally the author's bio begins with his career as a fiction author.
Ahh, but is there synergy in how much better both together make one's system sound vs. the incremental betterness afforded by either one alone?
THAT, friends, is what makes hifi!
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Given that I have a Linn Axis coming to me, I'm performing my usual research into what has been said about it to learn what issues might need to be corrected (such as increasing the ratings on new capacitors, etc.). That has caused me to spend time in other forums and reading old magazines. The only contemporary article about the Axis that was actually informative was the one in Audio. It actually included wow and flutter measurements, frequency response vs loading measurements (for the K9 cartridge), and so on. (The Axis had the lowest wow and flutter of its era, near as I can tell, and the K9 was pretty flat with a touch of rolloff in the I-can't-hear-that-high-any-more-anyway range.)

But just about everything else I read was very tiring and annoying. "Linn wouldn't let dealers put the Ittok tonarm on it because then it sounded as good as the LP12" "It's definitely a step up from a Rega P3." "The Basik tonearm is better than the RB-300." "The Rega P3 with the RB-300 tonearm destroys the Axis." "We refused to sell the Axis because it just wasn't musical." "The Axis has rhythm!" "Fatique sets in after a few hours of listening to the Axis." "In A/B comparison with the Sondek, the Axis was plainly better because the lateral compliance of the springs allow the platter to move with motor accelerations and groove drag." (That one had me sorta curious, I have to admit.) "These are junk." "These are entry-level high-end." "If they weren't crap, they'd still be making them." And on and on. Absolutely nothing that has any value whatsoever. My sense of Sterophile's comments sections were that they were dominated by just those sorts of unevidenced pronouncements from "experts."

(I'll add my more of the same: When my friend bought the Axis, he and I auditioned both Linns and two Regas. We were listening to a Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto, and my clear recollection was that the music was more detailed and less smeared going from the Regas to the Axis, with an even bigger step going from the Axis to the LP12. Of course, all had different tonearms and cartridges, so really we didn't learn much. My friend bought the Axis and I went back home to my $100 Technics. But these are the transducers, just like speakers, and, as we all understand, LPs perform poorly enough that audible comparisons aren't a complete waste of time.)

But Stereophile didn't review the Axis, or at least not such that it is currently available on their website. Several of its editors from that period apparently did actually own one, though none of their comments about them had anything to do with woo. There was one article by Larry Archibald asking what a music lover was to do with the apparent demands made by audiophiles for prices paid for audio candy--a more balanced view than we read these days. I think the snake-oil thing must not have been quite as bad in the '87-94 era when the Axis was in production.

My conclusion? ASR is an outlier, not the norm. But I'm told by younger relatives that I'm a "smartie" instead of a "normie" and that was not a compliment. So, it makes sense that ASR is where the smarties hang out, eschewed and disparaged by the normies that dominate the other channels.

Rick "sigh" Denney

I can sympathize.

Even though I myself can find some subjective reviews and some subjective reports useful, it does take winnowing out from a lot of dross.

And I find it it’s even harder to get good information on turntables these days.
 
That's a great idea!

Remember to pump enough hydrogen in them, and they don't need any cable risers, as they will float in the air all by themselves.

Also, You can market them with the slogan "Absolutely the shortest burning-in time!"
Lmao and rofl in no particular order.
 
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In the last few months the comments had gotten a lot nastier and more personal. I'm not sure how large the staff is at Stereophile, but without volunteers like this site has to police the comments, it could be a real pain for them to try to stay on top of them.
After a point, the extra page views from people coming back to argue may just not be worth the headache.

One could not unreasonably attribute the increasingly uninhibited, unhinged tone to the fact that the boomer audiophile cohort, which comprises the majority (entirety?) of Stereophile's audience, is in the process of aging from seniorhood into senility.
 
Rankin did confess some years later that, due to tight deadlines, he reviewed some equipment without ever taking it out of the box.
Which makes total sense. I mean, what difference would actually unpacking and testing the gear have made? If I’m going to fool people anyway, why not go all in and save some time?
 
One could not unreasonably attribute the increasingly uninhibited, unhinged tone to the fact that the boomer audiophile cohort, which comprises the majority (entirety?) of Stereophile's audience, is in the process of aging from seniorhood into senility.
And there we have a great example of how the comments on there would go...
 
Even though I myself can find some subjective reviews and some subjective reports useful, it does take winnowing out from a lot of dross.
Sometimes those reviews are helpful and often they are just a nice diversion from reality.

But the comments section started attracting people that would never find the reviews to be either of those things and who also couldn't be satisfied with a simple "I don't agree with that". Instead it would be comments like above.
 
Rankin did confess some years later that, due to tight deadlines, he reviewed some equipment without ever taking it out of the box.
I'm not a reviewer, but I have been given tens of thousands of dollars in audio cables that I sold and never bothered to give them a listen. The speaker cables were fatter than a garden hose and had 15 pound machined aluminum mystery boxes attached. Too much bother to wrangle those pythons.
 
Which makes total sense. I mean, what difference would actually unpacking and testing the gear have made? If I’m going to fool people anyway, why not go all in and save some time?

Quite right. If the genre is audiophile prose, then interacting with gear can provide inspiration but is not a requirement. I mean, Jules Verne didn't travel 20,000 leagues under the sea, did he?
 
Which makes total sense. I mean, what difference would actually unpacking and testing the gear have made? If I’m going to fool people anyway, why not go all in and save some time?
Reviewing without unboxing? Howzat 'spozed to work?
 
Reviewing without unboxing? Howzat 'spozed to work?
That’s an excellent question, and you’ve already answered it yourself :)
 
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