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Some Names for Speakers

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Here are some brain farts:

Quantum Audio - Nebulizers
Audio Stadium - Front Rows
Tympanum Audio Oracles (TAO)
Euphorias
Trunk Monkey Noggin Poppers
Richter Scale Land Cannon Subwoofers
Emotional Response Elevator 9s
Musical Messiah Belfry
Electric Audio Deities
 

Russell484

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Some of my favorite speakers: Clod Electrostats, Tragicos, Vanderhonks, Woofdales, Kliptenschorn, Goosed Reserch Gr 3's, Dutch and Ditch Byurone Mark III's, DinoOudio Jurassic Classic, Boozak with Torrid Tweeters and Waystead Woofers. finally the classic British speakers, the Big Spenders.
 

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Quantum Audiators
 

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Haha shiits first speaker. Donnerbalken upgradet with wtf capaciators. ;)
 

PierreV

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Omni Mastearbator.

I'd post a technical drawing, but don't want to be banned just yet.
 

mhardy6647

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Maybe someone could bring back the Stentorian?

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source: https://worldradiohistory.com/Archive-All-Audio/Archive-High-Fidelity/50s/High-Fidelity-1954-Apr.pdf
 

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Beam instruments corporation. I like it! The name of a boy band?? *rofl*
 

mhardy6647

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I realize they do have a couple of "lifestyle" audio products, but...
I think IKEA hifi would be a hoot*.

For example (and on topic) their debut loudspeaker product might be the Løüdd
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* umm, I mean, hööt, of course.
 

mhardy6647

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Bose made a so-called Wave Cannon subwoofer, meant for commercial installations, and claimed it was banned from some movie theaters.

There was a Wave Cannon chained to the ceiling at the old Toscanini's ice cream in Cambridge, Massachusetts, down Main St from MIT. It didn't sound particularly good.

But the ice cream was delicious.
I used to work at a biotech company on Sidney Street, a long time ago in a past life. On the first generally recognized really nice spring day, we'd basically close up shop & troupe (or is that troop?) down to Toscanini's for ice cream. It was a tradition. :)
 

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Draw some inspiration from the experts in 'famous' speaker brands. The White Van guys.

Known white van speaker brands include:
3D Optics
Acoustic Revolution
Affinitive Audio
Ashton & Ross
Aspen Projection
Avanti
Avanto
Axion Projectors
Bach & Odin
Baldwin loudspeakers
Bensens
Bergmann
Berlin Optics
Bernelli Projectors
Boston Audio
Brendel Electronics
CineImage Projectors
Columbia Audio
Commercial AV
Commercial 3D
Dahlton
DanWave
Denmark Audio/ Denmark Optics
Deutsch Akustik
Dresden Acoustics
Dynalab
Eclipse Projectors
Elak Acoustics
Elite Audio
Fleetwood Audio
Genesis Media Labs
Harman/Logan
Harmony
Hauffman
Hoffman Akustik
Icon MediaLab
Image Reference
Innovative Audio
Jacobsen Acoustics
Jannsonn & Fynn
Jurgensen Audio
Kamron Audio
Klausen Audio
Keibler Lifestyle
Kevlar Audio
Lansen Acoustics
Lexington Acoustics
Lux Audio
Luxton
Mclaren Technologies
Magnolia Acoustics
Marc Vincent
Marquee Digital Labs
Matrix Audio Concepts
Millennium Theater Systems (MTS)
Montage Acoustics
Napali projectors
Oskar
Osten Acoustics
Orum Rohn
ParaMax
Paragon
Quantum Projectors
Rivera Acoustics
Rolk Olsen
Rothdale Audio
Sondergaard
Spectrum
Theatre Fidelity
Theater Innovations
Theater Logic
Theater Research
Vanderbach Audio
VisionMax
Volare projectors
Vogue acoustic
I was gonna boil it all down to "White Van Specials", but you beat me to it, providing a history lesson in the process.
 

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Here are some GPT-2 spat out when prompted with a few real product names:
Power Crescendo 2
BASS Station +
Vibratron
Symphony BLSQ
Acoustic Cascator
Fulcrum Base F
 
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