Ooh yes, we like humour round here.
Here is the design (and the modest kit) my wife wanted in 'her' lounge (it's small but 10m long, filled with large sofas, so the sound is not what you expect. The top speakers run as IB for obvious reasons). I was going to chase the wires into conduits in the walls and re-plaster, but my wife insisted that shrinkage would make it a "Forth Bridge"-type of project (if you know), so external conduits were fine, plus, she's saving up for a new house, so no point in me putting the effort in.....
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Here is the design (and the modest kit) my wife wanted in 'her' lounge (it's small but 10m long, filled with large sofas, so the sound is not what you expect. The top speakers run as IB for obvious reasons). I was going to chase the wires into conduits in the walls and re-plaster, but my wife insisted that shrinkage would make it a "Forth Bridge"-type of project (if you know), so external conduits were fine, plus, she's saving up for a new house, so no point in me putting the effort in.....
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