Surely there’s a rich trove of legends and myths from the late Ice Age of audio—some embellished, others stripped down to their base essence. If you’ve got one, please share it. It’d make for a great read, especially for those of us outside the full-time pro audio trenches.
Let me start with one I heard long ago from my younger brother. He was doing recording and live sound at the time, already well into the digital correction era. An old-school engineer he worked with shared a story that had clearly been circulating for years:
Folklore or not, the physical acoustics absolutely justifies it.
And if it’s not a standard tale from the Pro Audio Folklore, I’m sure we’ve got plenty of veterans on this forum who’ll be more than happy to tear it to shreds.
P.S. For a bit of extra flavor, I asked the robot overlord to generate some deliberately artificial visuals to go along with the story.
Let me start with one I heard long ago from my younger brother. He was doing recording and live sound at the time, already well into the digital correction era. An old-school engineer he worked with shared a story that had clearly been circulating for years:
Back in the day, engineers would crawl around the control room with test tones, hunting for the one spot where the bass response actually worked. When they found it, they’d drive a large nail into the floor to mark the listening position—the bigger and shinier the nail head, the better. Everything else—speakers, console, treatment—was built around that.
Folklore or not, the physical acoustics absolutely justifies it.
And if it’s not a standard tale from the Pro Audio Folklore, I’m sure we’ve got plenty of veterans on this forum who’ll be more than happy to tear it to shreds.
P.S. For a bit of extra flavor, I asked the robot overlord to generate some deliberately artificial visuals to go along with the story.