A consultant is man that knows over 100 ways to make love but doesn't know any women.I worked for a company where we would often get 'help' from the head office partners. We used to call them seagulls - fly in, make a lot of noise, shit over everything and fly off leaving a big mess behind
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Will borrow your watch to tell you the time as wellA consultant is man that knows over 100 ways to make love but doesn't know any women.
Casa este la 200 de metri de mare, în Sardinia, nu poți scăpa de aceste creaturi înaripateAm lucrat pentru o companie unde primeam adesea „ajutor” de la partenerii de la sediul central. Le spuneam pescăruși - zburau, făceau mult zgomot, se căcau peste tot și zburau lăsând în urmă o mare mizerie.
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