Only one of many things on my list.... much quieter than any petrol cars but road and wind noise still have room for improvement.
I just top up "fuel" in my garage overnight every 4 nights and servicing only required every 2 years (mainly tyres and brakes systems checks) and long list of other things I looked for.
I wouldn't buy a car because of one metric...
It would be like buying a DAC based only on SINAD even if it has average performance in other areas (maybe poor built in headphone amp if needing that).
Many do seem to buy because of one metric (usually "I heard that...").
Most of the reasons you mention are reasons I would not buy one. I enjoy tinkering, modding, etc.
Maybe that wind noise issue could be done with some changing of the aero for less wind noise (I have done some things on my cars aero that where done for better road holding, that also resulted in less wind noise at the side windows).
So, maybe you can do something that will have a positive effect on that. Something to be careful of is the way rain comes of the side of the car when you open the door and if what you do has a negative effect with that.
It is very typical for me to jump in one of my vehicles & drive 500 miles & 5-8 hours later drive (in another direction, 600 or 700 miles) & then, in 10-12 hours, drive the 1000+ miles back to home.
So, range & quickly being able to fuel up are a primary requirement.
Even my 1971 Super Beetle has (with an additional fuel cell mounted behind the rear seat), a 22 gallon capacity. On the road, I could at 31 MPG at 75 MPH, in theory, go 682 miles. But, that would require me not stopping, not piddling around, not going down interesting trails, or even going completely off road to go to interesting places in between.
If I am not getting out & doing those things, I may as well sit at the house, watch crap on TV, eat my into oblivion & become a burden to society.
I have no schedule & go where I want to and do what i want to. My wife is the same. Sometimes we do those things together & sometimes not (I did get here a 2024 Subaru CrossTrek & have raised it 2" [as well as some other modifications to it for deep water] so she can do the same without the worry of a breakdown).
I love cars, trucks, motorcycles, etc.
It doesn't matter the one you choose as long as it is the right one for you.
Unfortunately, just like why we are here on ASR (to prevent choice mistakes due to a lack of knowledge).
Many choose the wrong vehicle for themselves (and their family) due to hearsay and false advertising.