I think I told you the story about the chick that was riding on the back of my (then brand new) Ducati Monster with me. All evening I was getting comments from the guys in cars like "nice bike" etc. She got so ticked they weren't saying anything about her (she was a hottie bar-maid) that she asked if I minded her taking her top off. What the hell do I care ?? So we road home the next 40 miles or so down the interstate with her totally topless.Some of them are the half that gets annoyed if not receiving attention...

I swear to God that's a true story. LOL