New AI tech will replace “golden-ear” audio reviewers soon!

[mhardy6647]

Still there is an issue that AI may never, yes, never solve; That of the " even the spouse in the kitchen" ...

Prophesied already by the creators of Star Trek in the, ahem, person of Harry Mudd's wife:

 

[aagstn]

I've been needing a new DAC. Look forward to the Cheap AI Audio Man telling me which one has the best soundstage.

 

[Mnyb]

You don’t need AI just have ten slightly different templates for each product category, use “replace” for product and manufacturer names juggle it around a bit tweak some audiophile nonsense terms , today it will be slightly grainy compared to the best in class due to it being cheaper.

Don’t forget to fit it in the price hierarchy if your advertising gives a lot money you can slightly upset the order by claiming it’s performed above its price class ( but the real audiophiles would still know that more expensive products are still slightly better to their discerning taste )

 

[Puddingbuks]

using the Audiophile-Head Origin Listening Emulator (A-HOLE) is transferred to the quantum computer, .

This gives new meaning to the word a..hole.

April fools?