Message to golden-eared audiophiles posting at ASR for the first time...

[AdamG]

Well that's a response I don't think we have seen the likes of in 3000 plus posts.

He was um…er,,,,excused from the table. With no Dessert.

 

[AdamG]

that post got sent to the cornfield

Would that be the Cornfield Cruiser Sir?

 

[Emlin]

He was um…er,,,,excused from the table. With no Dessert.

No dessert being his just desserts!

 

[Ron Texas]

Would that be the Cornfield Cruiser Sir?

Maybe riding a bicycle across Iowa.

 

[AdamG]

Maybe riding a bicycle across Iowa.

Well that too. But if he is from the region I think, he will understand what I am talking about. The very first AEGIS Ship RADAR and Targeting system was developed and tested on site. It remains to be the most expensive Traffic monitoring system in the world. Its location being surrounded by Highways and Turnpikes. I guess it’s an inside joke. If you’re from New Jersey there is a good chance that you know about it. It would also set off RADAR detectors for mile and miles and…..

USS Rancocas: The Cornfield Cruiser

USS Rancocas: The Cornfield Cruiser

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Why Is There a US Naval Cruiser in the Middle of This Cornfield?

If you're driving along the New Jersey turnpike just outside of Moorsetown and think you see the top of an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer peeking above endless rows of corn, miles from the nearest ocean, don't worry—it's supposed to be there. It's just a full-size mock up that Lockheed uses to...

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[Ron Texas]

@AdamG I didn't know they grew corn in New Jersey.

 

[AdamG]

@AdamG I didn't know they grew corn in New Jersey.

It’s actually called the Garden State. South Jersey has the absolute best Silver Queen White Corn and Beefsteak Jersey Tomatoes. You could eat them like apples with a little salt and pepper. To die for….

 

[Chrispy]

It’s actually called the Garden State. South Jersey has the absolute best Silver Queen White Corn and Beefsteak Jersey Tomatoes. You could eat them like apples with a little salt and pepper. To die for….

Oh that sounds so wonderful....

 

[ahofer]

@AdamG I didn't know they grew corn in New Jersey.

NJ is like several different states. The NY suburbs, the rural Northwest, the central/philly area, the pine barrens, the shore.

 

[MaxBuck]

No dessert being his just desserts!

That's properly "just deserts."

I hate to be didactic. But the fact of the matter is that I am didactic.

 

[Ron Texas]

NJ is like several different states. The NY suburbs, the rural Northwest, the central/philly area, the pine barrens, the shore.

All at once.

 

[ahofer]

That's properly "just deserts."

I hate to be didactic. But the fact of the matter is that I am didactic.

 

[Mikie Likes it]

Hello friend. Hey, listen...we know how it is. Believe me, most of us have been there too. You've spent years toiling in the muck of audiophilia. You read ALL the reviews. You watched ALL the youtube videos. You visited ALL the other forums where everything always makes a difference. You bought the cables and the little bridge thingies for them to sit upon and the benefits were magical. You bought the $1000 IEMs that only truly sang after 250 hours of burn-in. Not 200 hours...or 225 hours, but 250 hours! It must be that for the magic to appear! You converted your entire music library to super high res and enjoyed the blissful new details that never were revealed by the awful, cludgy mess that was 16/44 cd. Never have your ears been assaulted by the likes of bluetooth audio or lossy mp3! You searched endlessly for the perfect dac...the dac that truly brought the magic! You bought one after another, each more expensive than the last, searching for the one, true dac that sounded better than all the rest...

And then you arrived here...and posted about your dac discovery, and were told that a dac shouldn't sound like anything at all! Suddenly your audio reality came crashing down around you. How can this be? Why shouldn't a dac sound great?? Why would expensive dacs even exist if they all sound the same??? Wounded, you lash out angrily! It's idiocy! It's retarded! These people have dead ears! It hurts. We understand. It's been a long time and you've spent a lot of money, all for naught. But once the pain diminishes and you've had time to deal with your emotions just give it some thought. Do some reading here and once your ban is lifted, maybe ask a few questions. Instead of locking your eyes shut against the bright light of objectivity...just open them up a little. Just a squint! Let a bit of that light in and bask in a warm, tubey glow that actually means something! Perhaps, as with many of us, a weight will begin to lift off your shoulders. Perhaps there is freedom in this new reality! You might discover that there is a different way...a way that wields real magic. A way that actually answers questions and reveals truth while at the same time leaving your wallet fat and happy! Welcome my friend. Welcome to ASR where the truth shall set you free!

Thank you...I am beginning to understand !

 

[ahofer]

 

[SIY]

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