Funny signs - post pictures here

[Rick63]

I dont have a picture but saw a sign on a road near a small airport by me that said " Caution, Low flying planes". Alway thought this was funny since the planes are in the air and you are on the ground LOL.

 

[Keith_W]

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Back in 2016 some friends of Chris Cuvelier in Half Moon Bay made these signs for an election being held there. However Harbor Master is not an elected official. They adorn few garages and man caves around here and didn't last long in their original conspicuous locations. They say Chris wowed revenge.

Master baiter!

 

[pinger]

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LOL!

 

[pinger]

Not funny if you are startled by a plane crossing 20 feet over your head and you drive off the road.

Its funny

 

[mhardy6647]

Master baiter!

A long-ago colleague of mine was a proud graduate of the University of Massachusetts at Amherst ("UMass Amherst").
He wasn't on a debate team there, but he was amused by those who were: known far and wide as the Mass Debaters.

 

[Keith_W]

A long-ago colleague of mine was a proud graduate of the University of Massachusetts at Amherst ("UMass Amherst").
He wasn't on a debate team there, but he was amused by those who were: known far and wide as the Mass Debaters.

That South Park episode that skewered Charlie Kirk (RIP) called him a "Masterdebater" and had Cartman locked in his room telling his mum "I'm masterdebating!".

 

[Flaesh]

Gore and Carnage billboard

Ruidos Para Descuartizar, Mutilar, Decapitar y Convivir en Familia, 2008.

 

[xray]

I saw this today while hiking. If you can't hunt them here where can you hunt them?

 

[GD Fan]

I saw this today while hiking. If you can't hunt them here where can you hunt them?
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A shame, that...

Kidding, of course.

 

[mhardy6647]

Untitled by Ben Salter, on Flickr

 

[mhardy6647]

https://flic.kr/p/2rFUbYj

Well... that seems... sketchy.

... and one more from Stick Figures in Peril (at flicker.com)

Enoshima. Japan by jbjelloid, on Flickr

 

[mhardy6647]

oh... one more.
I believe that some jurisdictions require that this warning sign be posted at audio salons which carry Wilson Audio loudspeakers.

Beware the foot operated bin by Jackie & Dennis, on Flickr

 

[mhardy6647]

https://flic.kr/p/2qJNBDK

https://flic.kr/p/2rQUNah

 

[napfkuchen]

If you want to meet Sauron, tram line 9 in Kassel (central Germany) will get you there.

 

[respice finem]

If you want to meet Sauron, tram line 9 in Kassel (central Germany) will get you there.
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Not the only one BTW:

Mordor, Warsaw - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[solderdude]

If you want to meet Sauron, tram line 9 in Kassel (central Germany) will get you there.

No it won't as there are only 8 tram lines in Kassel ... funny photo shopping though tram 9 does not exist.

actual sign:

Sorry for being the party pooper

 

[mhardy6647]

No it won't as there are only 8 tram lines in Kassel ... funny photo shopping though tram 9 does not exist.

actual sign:
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Sorry for being the party pooper

Dang. My bubble is burst.

 

[DVinylfan]

 

[mhardy6647]

This just in from Hifihaven...

 

[mhardy6647]

OK, so I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that I found a trove of funny-to-me, old-ish American road signs.
The bad news is that I feel compelled to share the backstory.

It's actually not too bad! There's an interesting sidebar conversation on the humor thread about highway signage of the kind that's meant to be read on the fly (you know... AHEAD MERGE...) as painted on the roadway. This reminded me of an Ogden Nash poem, which sent me looking for an example of a certain kind of sign.
The gory detail can be found starting at the top of:
https://www.audiosciencereview.com/forum/index.php?threads/a-call-for-humor.9679/page-2160



OK, here's the site:

Three Word Warning Signs by Christopher Wheeler

www.pbase.com

and here're some examples.

I am delighted to note that many of these are from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (our long-time, albeit erstwhile, home). I am convinced that, to this day, the road signage in "The Bay State" was and remains carefully crafted to confound Redcoats in case they decide to try again to avert the Minutemen!

PS I only wish that last example I posted said SLOW HUMPS AHEAD -- in which case I would have gleefully invoked Foghat's timeless hit song, Slow Ride.