LoL... I used to use a very small hook too and tie the royal coachman for fun to a stopwatch. If I remember correctly when the equipment and supplies where laid out beforehand I had the time down to less than 3 minutes to make a nice example. I really liked tying flies and I was at it everyday at night. I traded them for polar bear hair, fishing rod, help with my car, for fishing buddies and for anybody that wanted them for free or trade.
For anybody wanting to see a royal coachmen dry fly here is a video.