I think you are making the mistake of thinking the people here are inexperienced.I know this is a shocking suggestion, but try listening with your ears a little more
I and many others on this forum felt a bit like you when we were younger, more ignorant and easily led. After decades of experience of listening we know that what you seem to believe is complete poppycock.
ALL the things you imagine you hear will disappear if you do a proper level matched comparison. They did for me and lots of other people. If you can't be bothered to do this you can continue to believe things which lots of people here abandoned years or decades ago.
You have a lot to learn and here is the best place to help you. You will be surprised how many things you are sure of turn out to be imagined. I was.