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Cut & Paste Service for HiFi Reviewers

Punter

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I thought I’d start a service thread for HiFi reviewers. The idea is that ASR members could add their favourite quotes and tropes from HiFi reviewers over the length and breadth of teh interwebs. Any responses here should have a link to the original review and a description of the equipment being auditioned. This might provide some amusement for other members and allow reviewers taking advantage of the service, an understanding of who they are plagiarizing. Don’t be concerned about doubling up on tropes and devices, what is desirable is a repository of flowery descriptions and pseudoscience all the better to wow the audiophools. I think ASR is regarded as a hostile place for the dedicated HiFi reviewer so this is my way of softening our reputation in a spirit of generosity and détente.

Let me kick off with one of my favourite reviewers, Dawid Grzyb discovering the powerful benefits of the “Carbide Base Micro”. A glorified drink coaster to put under your horrifically vibration prone solid state electronics.

“In my system the Statement on its own short legs produced slower darker sound with thicker outlines and clearly shakier bass, as if someone took some of its happiness and liveliness away. I just hadn’t mapped this any earlier. The Base Micros contributed with the extra acceleration, radiance, imaging specificity and somewhat leaner MO particularly sensible on vocal jobs. To my ears these sonic reworks were the clear upgrades more than anything else, although on some tracks I appreciated the appeal of thicker voices more. This however didn’t factor as much as the plainly obvious change with/out Carbide footers under the Statement. I didn’t expect any meaningful sonic shifts let alone this profound, yet they were.”

https://hifiknights.com/reviews/accessories/carbide-base-micro/

https://carbide.audio/

As far as tropes go, I’ll reiterate my “non audiophile friend” one from another post. This for the “Audio Revive RHR-21 Acoustic Resolution Exciter” room conditioning devices.

“Then a non-audiophile friend stopped by to visit. He spotted the RHR-21s while we were chatting and listening to music, while enjoying a spot of Macallan 12, and asked me about them. I told him that they were passive devices that influenced the acoustic properties of the room. I walked over to pick up the RHR-21s from their positions, and walked back to hand them to him for a look-see when I heard him utter a "Whoa!" He heard a significant change in the room's sound as I walked across it with the RHR-21s in hand. That took me by surprise. “

https://jeffsplace.positive-feedbac...e-rhr-21-acoustic-resolution-exciters-part-1/

Please feel free to add a quote of your own!
 
"While at first glance Acoustic Revive RHR-21 may be seen as a smattering of approaches, in reality, it exceeds expectations. Although it is a passive device, it operates in the realms of an active apparatus and, unlike many tuning devices, easily transcends the act of mere existence."
 
If one ingested enough subjective audio reviews into machine learning, the machine could write reviews!
 
If one ingested enough subjective audio reviews into machine learning, the machine could write reviews!
I asked ChatGPT to write a puff piece on audiophile cables for amusement;

Dive into the world of audiophile cables, where every strand of wire is meticulously crafted to elevate your listening experience to new heights of auditory bliss.

Imagine a symphony of sound coursing through sleek, elegantly designed cables, meticulously engineered to transmit every nuance of music with pristine clarity. Audiophile cables are not just accessories; they are the conduits through which music transforms from mere notes to a soul-stirring journey.

Crafted from the finest materials known to sound aficionados, these cables are a testament to the dedication and passion of audiophiles worldwide. Each cable is a masterpiece, designed not only to transmit sound but to enhance it — to capture the subtlest of tones, the softest of whispers, and the most thunderous crescendos with unparalleled fidelity.

From the moment these cables connect your audio equipment, they work their magic, weaving a tapestry of sound that envelops you in a cocoon of sonic perfection. Whether you're listening to classical compositions, jazz improvisations, or the latest chart-topping hits, audiophile cables ensure that every note is reproduced with breathtaking realism and clarity.

But it's not just about function; audiophile cables are also a statement of style and sophistication. With sleek designs and premium finishes, they add a touch of elegance to any audio setup, complementing the aesthetic appeal of your listening space.

In the world of audiophiles, every detail matters, and every cable is chosen with care to create an audio experience that transcends the ordinary. So, indulge your senses, elevate your listening pleasure, and immerse yourself in the world of audiophile cables — where sound becomes an art form and every note resonates with pure perfection.

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JSmith
 
I asked ChatGPT to write a puff piece on audiophile cables for amusement;

Dive into the world of audiophile cables, where every strand of wire is meticulously crafted to elevate your listening experience to new heights of auditory bliss.

Imagine a symphony of sound coursing through sleek, elegantly designed cables, meticulously engineered to transmit every nuance of music with pristine clarity. Audiophile cables are not just accessories; they are the conduits through which music transforms from mere notes to a soul-stirring journey.

Crafted from the finest materials known to sound aficionados, these cables are a testament to the dedication and passion of audiophiles worldwide. Each cable is a masterpiece, designed not only to transmit sound but to enhance it — to capture the subtlest of tones, the softest of whispers, and the most thunderous crescendos with unparalleled fidelity.

From the moment these cables connect your audio equipment, they work their magic, weaving a tapestry of sound that envelops you in a cocoon of sonic perfection. Whether you're listening to classical compositions, jazz improvisations, or the latest chart-topping hits, audiophile cables ensure that every note is reproduced with breathtaking realism and clarity.

But it's not just about function; audiophile cables are also a statement of style and sophistication. With sleek designs and premium finishes, they add a touch of elegance to any audio setup, complementing the aesthetic appeal of your listening space.


In the world of audiophiles, every detail matters, and every cable is chosen with care to create an audio experience that transcends the ordinary. So, indulge your senses, elevate your listening pleasure, and immerse yourself in the world of audiophile cables — where sound becomes an art form and every note resonates with pure perfection.

:p



JSmith
Years ago Amazon reviews became poetic humor. I'm not sure if they cleaned that up.

One target for humorous reviews was a milk product - Tuscan whole milk. Monster cables were another.

Jared Spool is a user experience design strategist. He talked about the milk reviews in a talk that is probably online about 10 years ago. It is funny. His talks included Amazon's design to encourage buying.
 
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Years ago Amazon reviews became poetic humor. I'm not sure if they cleaned that up. One target for humorous reviews was a milk product. Monster cables were another. Jared Spool is a user experience design strategist. He talked about the milk reviews in a talk that is probably online. It is funny.
Monster cables were not hideously expensive, but they had the virtue of being permanent. You could rip the sockets out of your receiver removing.
 
And this is for the vinyl journalist.
 
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