Description
Vibranium is the ultimate material for IEMs. This wondermaterial, found only in the African nation of Wakanda, is beyond reproach. Using it in an IEM results in a sound that defies classification or even equivalence. NOTHING is like this. Unlimited bandwidth, perfect impedance, distortion at the limits of measurement. You thought other IEMs were good? They’ll curl up in a ball and whimper in the corner compared to this. Hear it ALL, whether you want to or not. It even makes Yoko Ono sound good.
Vibranium screams at you right from the get-go, with the ultimate end cap. Carefully designed to include a unique, double-ring isothermic configuration around a pentagonal diffraction diffuser, this end cap can only exist because of the properties of vibranium. Any other material used to reenact this shape would literally cause a tear in the space-time continuum and cause irreparable hearing damage. But due to the strength of this metal, we were able to realize the perfect end cap shape and make your listening experience near-orgasmic. Even a 1978 Walkman will sound like a $750,000 Wilson Audio WAMM Master Chronosonic speaker system paired with $400K worth of Goldmund Telos 5000 amps; in fact, the Chronosonic/Telos system will secretly seethe with envy over the sound of that Walkman with the Vibraniums. And that’s before even turning on Dolby B noise reduction.
The Vb (Vibranium) IEM utilizes a liquid hydrogen fueled supercritical nano-forging process to atomically align the matrix in a dodecahedral structure allowing for trilateral bonding between atoms. This matrix is then secured to our own proprietary substrate via particle-accelerated, hyper-velocity femtorivets in a fractal pattern to ensure negative resonance. All components inside our IEMs were designed by a team of clones of Einstein, Newton, Hawking, and Mel Brooks, and tooling was hand-chiseled by Banksy, whom we had possessed by the Dr. Strange-raised spirit of Leonardo Da Vinci, who wielded Mjölnir to carve the original parts.
Due to the unique nature of Vibranium, weight is reduced. Vibranium is the only element with a molecular weight below 1, meaning it naturally levitates and must have other materials attached to it to keep it from floating away. This actually cuts the weight of our IEMs to a nearly negative value, making them essentially weightless in your ear so that pressure and pain is completely eliminated. The cable becomes the sole weight in the system, more of a tether than anything else.
The sonic signature of the Vb IEM is simply unrivaled anywhere within this galaxy, even topping the septal vibratory otico-couplers as found on Xandar. Thanks to the perfect properties of this material, the frequency response is literally DC to light, completely flat. You will hear zero sonic coloration of anything reproduced by these IEMs, and in fact simply placing other, lower-end IEMs (such as our Be or C) within 3 meters of a pair of Vb units will improve their linearity by a full 2.7.
Distortion is at the limits of measurement, typically below 0.0007% at any SPL and across the entire rated bandwidth. Music sounds better than the original artist intended, as if every song was a redone cover by the supergroup Asia. And because of the perfectly flat impedance that microcellularly dynamically adjusts to best suit any amplifier, it is driven to ear-shattering volumes with as little as 0.05 nanowatts, making it actually pair to radiated Bluetooth signals without the need for an antenna and self-hyperhetrodyne the 2.4 GHz signal to the baseband audio layer.
All our IEMs feature polycarbonate bodies for high strength and zero resonance, custom front-and-rear tuned volumes, MIM logo caps, butyl rubber strain reliefs, and N48H grade magnets. Vibranium sports a shiny red, white silver and blue motif to reinforce its Made in the USA pedigree.
NOTE: due to the fact that it is impossible to mar or deface these IEMs, we will never have blemished units available.
