I've trained my wife to keep emails to one line, one sentence.
I have one for you as well:
Bull and Lion went to a pub one night, and after several hours of drinking and chatting about cars and sports Bull's cell phone rings.
"What?", he answers the phone.
"I dont now when I will be back, why the f*ck are you even asking?"
"Never bother me again!", and he closes the phone.
"Who was that?" asks the Lion.
"Ahh, my stupid wife, I still need to train her", replies Bull.
After few minutes Lion's phone starts ringing.
"Hello my dear. No, no, I'm not with girls, you are the only girl I need. I'm sitting in the pub with Bull, you know, drinking beer, chatting about car and sports, men's stuff. When I will be home? Well I guess I can make it in 15 minutes. Sure honey, I love you too.".
Bull, knocked off his chair from surpise starts his tirade: "What the f*ck?! What was that?! You are the King of all beasts and look at you! Was that your wife? Can't you train her better?!? Didn't you hear how I talked with my wife???"
"I did, M8, I surely heard. But keep in my mind that your wife is cow and mine is lioness".
