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All About UFO's

Mart68 said:
Well we seem to be an invasive species.
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Axo1989 said:
Hence the teenage alien roadside picnic hypothesis.
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There is a fun "bonus track" from the great Rust Belt band Crack the Sky that takes a similar tack.

My favorite lyric from the above, just before the bridge:
My teachers told me that the Universe had no use for the Earth
And maybe someday when they get some time they gonna tear it down
'Cause we could use the dirt
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All of the lyrics are below for any interested parties.
Crack The Sky
"Let Me Go Home"

I saw the palace and I met some king
See I'm a follower of many things
And when then told us about
Human beings you know I had to
See
And so I jumped into my stellar ride
Broke through the atmosphere until I arrived but now
I'd

Like to go home
Let me go home
Let me go home
Again

I thought that maybe I could do some good
Clean up this planet maybe
If I could
Inform the ignorant
And give them back their pride
But simple people are always afraid
Of something they can't understand and radical
change and so

Let me go home
Let me go home
Let me go home
Again

My teachers told me that the Universe had no use for
the Earth
And maybe someday when they get some time they
gonna tear it down
'Cause we could use the dirt

I saw the palace and I met some king
See I'm a follower of many things
And when then told us about
Human beings you know I had to
See for myself momma
But now I think it's time that I got back
My dad would kill me if he knew where I was at so

Let me go home
Let me go home
Let me go
Home
Let me go
 
I was joking when I wrote that ;)
But from all the BS theories out there, that one is my favourite. And despite being a stupid theory, it still makes more sense than most of the others.
 
terryforsythe said:
The offspring typically are sterile, though there are some reported cases of mules and ligers producing offspring.
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That’s amazing!
I assume it’s rare partly because the liger would usually eat the mule rather than procreate with it. Mind you, maybe it consumes only after it consumates
 
Sir Sanders Zingmore said:
That’s amazing!
I assume it’s rare partly because the liger would usually eat the mule rather than procreate with it. Mind you, maybe it consumes only after it consumates
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Well played, sir.
Well played.

EDIT: One is reminded* of the Red Dwarf episode Back to Reality.

LISTER and CAT are using breathing masks while everyone is standing
around the scope.

RIMMER: What's it doing?
LISTER: It's trying to figure out what we are. (To KRYTEN) Cut the
power.
RIMMER: This venom -- are we safe in here?
LISTER: It penetrated the hull of a class D Space Corps seeding ship. In
comparison we're a sardine tin.
RIMMER: It's moving.
LISTER: Where?
HOLLY: Down.
LISTER: Speed?
HOLLY: 15 knots ... 16 ... 18 ...
RIMMER: It's diving.
LISTER: Course?
HOLLY: Collision.
KRYTEN: Do we move or stay?
HOLLY: 25 knots ... 35 ... 50 ...
RIMMER: It's coming straight for us.
LISTER: There are only three alternatives. It thinks we're either a
threat, food, or a mate. It's gonna either kill us, eat us, or hump
us. We can either persuade it that we are not that sort of oceanic
salvage vessel or we scarper pronto.
CAT: To be diddled by a giant squid on the first date? Think how we'd
feel in the morning!
KRYTEN: OK, we're going to try and out run it. Holly, hit the power, and
give me manual!

Starbug lifts off from the ocean bed and starts to move off as quick as
it can. The despair squid is in hot pursuit.

Source: http://www.cervenytrpaslik.cz/scenare/EN-30-5_Back_To_Reality.htm
Emphasis added :)
 
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mhardy6647 said:
Well played, sir.
Well played.

EDIT: One is reminded* of the Red Dwarf episode Back to Reality.

LISTER and CAT are using breathing masks while everyone is standing
around the scope.

RIMMER: What's it doing?
LISTER: It's trying to figure out what we are. (To KRYTEN) Cut the
power.
RIMMER: This venom -- are we safe in here?
LISTER: It penetrated the hull of a class D Space Corps seeding ship. In
comparison we're a sardine tin.
RIMMER: It's moving.
LISTER: Where?
HOLLY: Down.
LISTER: Speed?
HOLLY: 15 knots ... 16 ... 18 ...
RIMMER: It's diving.
LISTER: Course?
HOLLY: Collision.
KRYTEN: Do we move or stay?
HOLLY: 25 knots ... 35 ... 50 ...
RIMMER: It's coming straight for us.
LISTER: There are only three alternatives. It thinks we're either a
threat, food, or a mate. It's gonna either kill us, eat us, or hump
us. We can either persuade it that we are not that sort of oceanic
salvage vessel or we scarper pronto.
CAT: To be diddled by a giant squid on the first date? Think how we'd
feel in the morning!
KRYTEN: OK, we're going to try and out run it. Holly, hit the power, and
give me manual!

Starbug lifts off from the ocean bed and starts to move off as quick as
it can. The despair squid is in hot pursuit.

Source: http://www.cervenytrpaslik.cz/scenare/EN-30-5_Back_To_Reality.htm
Emphasis added :)
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I never appreciated Red Dwarf at the time. I must revisit it :)
 
Ahh, the plot just thickened.
www.nytimes.com

No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.
www.nytimes.com www.nytimes.com

For those who are not US residents (and/or who don't follow US news religiously*) may not know that there was already a deep, deep connection between FEMA and Waffle House restaurants. :cool:

________________
* see what I did there? :facepalm:
 
OpenAI GPT-5 explains using science!
  1. "Send your in-laws into the teleporter. If they come back as people who are exciting and interesting, publish immediately; if they come back as the same in-laws, the theory's falsified — and so is your optimism."
  2. "Hypothesis: teleporter preserves marital vows. Test: send a couple mid-argument. If they reappear reconciled, Nobel committee; if one reappears single, the theory fails and so does dinner."
  3. "Claim: teleporter transfers charisma. Experiment: send your most awkward friend. If they come back flirting successfully, the paper's a hit; if they come back still sweating by the punch bowl, the theory's a dud."
  4. "Prediction: teleporter preserves embarrassing secrets. Test: send your chatty aunt. If she returns silent, the theory holds; if she returns with better gossip, congrats—you've built a rumor amplifier."
  5. "Theory: teleporter works for job skills. Test: send your coworker who can't use the copy machine. If they return promoted, science wins; if they return with a broken copier and a resignation letter, the hypothesis is falsified — and HR is involved."
 
mhardy6647 said:
Ahh, the plot just thickened.
www.nytimes.com

No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.
www.nytimes.com www.nytimes.com

For those who are not US residents (and/or who don't follow US news religiously*) may not know that there was already a deep, deep connection between FEMA and Waffle House restaurants. :cool:

________________
* see what I did there? :facepalm:
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I'm usually ok with having cancelled my NYT, but every now and then I regret it.
 
Audiofire said:
OpenAI GPT-5 explains using science!
  1. "Send your in-laws into the teleporter. If they come back as people who are exciting and interesting, publish immediately; if they come back as the same in-laws, the theory's falsified — and so is your optimism."
  2. "Hypothesis: teleporter preserves marital vows. Test: send a couple mid-argument. If they reappear reconciled, Nobel committee; if one reappears single, the theory fails and so does dinner."
  3. "Claim: teleporter transfers charisma. Experiment: send your most awkward friend. If they come back flirting successfully, the paper's a hit; if they come back still sweating by the punch bowl, the theory's a dud."
  4. "Prediction: teleporter preserves embarrassing secrets. Test: send your chatty aunt. If she returns silent, the theory holds; if she returns with better gossip, congrats—you've built a rumor amplifier."
  5. "Theory: teleporter works for job skills. Test: send your coworker who can't use the copy machine. If they return promoted, science wins; if they return with a broken copier and a resignation letter, the hypothesis is falsified — and HR is involved."
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Ok, very repetitive, surely not worth the water and electrons?
 
GroeneLeeuw said:
So, it´s true then? Some humans are ALIENS?
That was always my favourite theory on this matter: humans are the aliens.
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Some (questionably) humans are definitely aliens: politicians. And they've already taken over the world to the detriment of all real humans.
 
terryforsythe said:
We understand and can explain results from testing of cables and capacitors, and their performance can be explained using well understood and well tested physical concepts. If those results are not believed in audio, blind testing usually will confirm the results.

In contrast, we don't understand entanglement and non-locality. At best we have the ER=EPR conjecture, which relies on Einstein-Rosen bridges (a.k.a. wormholes) as the means of entanglement. IF wormholes do indeed exist, is it out of the realm of possibility that they can be used in ways that today we cannot predict?

We don't understand dark matter, assuming it really exists. Dark matter became a prevalent hypothesis when the Theory of Relativity failed to adequately describe the motions of galaxies based on matter we can detect. But, dark matter has never been detected and nobody knows what it is. Some phycisists beleive the dark matter hypothesis is wrong, and think the Theory of Relativity is incomplete when it comes to explaining galactic motions. As noted, we already know it is incomplete at the quantum scale.

We don't understand dark energy. As best as I can tell, the hypothesis is that dark energy drives the expansion of space, and the expansion of space itself creates more dark energy. To me, this seems to violate the law of conservation of energy unless there is an underlying energy source we cannot detect. Along that note, where did all of the energy come from to initiate the big bang? Is it out of the realm of possibility that energy leaks into our universe from another dimension we don't perceive and cannot yet detect? If so, could that dimension be used as a shortcut in our universe?
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I am no scientist, physicist or even mathematician but seems to me dark energy and matter explain gravity! Ill try to explain. a black hole is basically a gravity well that creates dark matter and dark energy is the thing that holds back dark matter from engulfing the universe so essentially gravity and antigravity! Now if you take that a bit further and think that iron seems to be the thing that creates the best gravity in things! Now what if, although we cant see that small yet, iron is minutely impregnated with dark matter and thats why iron seems to have more gravity or magnetic attration! The next bit may sound a bit scifi but as i may have suggested im not the best educated! Ive never been happy with the theory that air pressure is all that hold us together , rather i think it gets a helping hand from the dark matter in the iron to also hold us together magnetically although that falls apart once ya in the dark energy domain of space! It could aslo explain a bit more acurately whats actually going on at the center of earth! If found it could help us to create antigravity and inertialess travel and maybe even explain how we can transverse the universe via the neural like network of dark matter and dark energy! Its going to take time but we are a very clever breed of animal and im sure someday, some way a scientist will break the code! Thanks for reading even if you think im crazy!
 
Johnno said:
I am no scientist, physicist or even mathematician but seems to me dark energy and matter explain gravity! Ill try to explain. a black hole is basically a gravity well that creates dark matter and dark energy is the thing that holds back dark matter from engulfing the universe so essentially gravity and antigravity! Now if you take that a bit further and think that iron seems to be the thing that creates the best gravity in things! Now what if, although we cant see that small yet, iron is minutely impregnated with dark matter and thats why iron seems to have more gravity or magnetic attration! The next bit may sound a bit scifi but as i may have suggested im not the best educated! Ive never been happy with the theory that air pressure is all that hold us together , rather i think it gets a helping hand from the dark matter in the iron to also hold us together magnetically although that falls apart once ya in the dark energy domain of space! It could aslo explain a bit more acurately whats actually going on at the center of earth! If found it could help us to create antigravity and inertialess travel and maybe even explain how we can transverse the universe via the neural like network of dark matter and dark energy! Its going to take time but we are a very clever breed of animal and im sure someday, some way a scientist will break the code! Thanks for reading even if you think im crazy!
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I'll just say that I'm pretty sure what holds us together isn't air pressure but mostly the attraction between protons and electrons, i.e. electric charge. As far as I know the normal atomic/ chemical forces totally explain the strength of objects, no dark matter required.

I do think I saw a theory that linked black holes and dark energy, but I'm not sure and I don't think I could explain it even half right.
 

Rep. Tim Burchett about UFO disclosure and related and his meeting with POTUS. He's a born again Christian who does not think they're demonic at least. Even POTUS is on a "need to know" as it pertains to UFO/UAP according to him, we have heard that from various other high placed people before. ​

"In a one-on-one interview with NewsNation's Joe Khalil, Congressman Tim Burchett of the UAP Caucus sheds light on recent briefings he's received on UFOs. Burchett also details his conversations with President Donald Trump about UFOs and shares thoughts on the string of missing individuals with ties to national security secrets. He says, "America is just ready" to hear what the U.S. government knows."
 
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