You better had , you know all his life has been leading up to measuring shit can speakers .Are we talking about modern Japanese washlet-type bidets?
Or old-school European type?
We have one of the former. We haven't upgraded to the new version that plays music.
If we do, I could send it to @amirm to evaluate it as a speaker before installation.
Let's hope directivity is better than I can manage after a late night garlic chilli king prawn.