The first few lines of this occurred to me while I was cleaning the bathroom earlier. I'll post it here in case anybody finds it amusing. Remember, it's harmless. Please, nobody get wound up by me misappropriating the Lord's Prayer. The fact that I'm not religious doesn't take anything away from anybody who is. And if you are religious and devout, remember that you're going to have the last laugh...
Our Klippel, who art objective, calibrated be thy microphone.
Thy measurements be empirical, as encouraged by Aristotle.
Give us this day our spinorama.
And forgive us our purchases made without spinorama data, as we forgive those who advertise in our internet browsers.
And lead us not into audiophilia, but deliver us from snake oil.
For thine is the reproducible data, the estimated in-room response, and the parametric equalisation, for ever and ever.
Amirm.
Our Klippel, who art objective, calibrated be thy microphone.
Thy measurements be empirical, as encouraged by Aristotle.
Give us this day our spinorama.
And forgive us our purchases made without spinorama data, as we forgive those who advertise in our internet browsers.
And lead us not into audiophilia, but deliver us from snake oil.
For thine is the reproducible data, the estimated in-room response, and the parametric equalisation, for ever and ever.
Amirm.
