This afternoon we were at an impromptu Memorial Day 'BBQ' -- burgers on the grille, that sort of thing.
This got me to thinking about, you know, other states of
burger likelihood. Possible Burger. Improbable Burger. Unlikely Burger. etc.
Then I realized that there was a real opportunity for a product which might be beef or non beef
at the same time -- the
Heisenburger. I realize that it should really probably be the
Schroedingburger, but I figure that
Heisenburger is a much better portmanteau and the
uncertainty of the burger's constitution makes it work!