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KellenVancouver
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That term is being tossed around too much these days. I read the news commentary everyday and the boneheads using the term are simply dumb and paranoid delusional. I'm not sticking up for the Prince and am just saying the term is used too much like a fad now.
Waxx
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- All those called "Victor" raise your hands.
- Those who can not read or write, drop your hands.
What?! No one?
napfkuchen
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Me following the "New mysterious Genelec monitors" and "Help, I have 100k to spend on endgame speakers!!!" threads:
On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs,
marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges,
and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis. It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs,
marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges,
and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis. It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Johnny was taking a shower with his Mum when he asked her ‘What are those things on your chest’ Not knowing quite what to say she said ‘Ask your Father at breakfast in the morning’ hoping he would have forgotten by then.
However the next morning came around and of course Johnny hadn’t forgotten. His father explained ‘They are balloons and when Mummy dies we blow them up and they lift Mummy up to heaven’ Johnny seemed happy with the explanation.
A couple of days later his Father came home early from work, Johnny rushed out of the house telling him his Mum was dying ‘What do you mean dying’ Well’ said Johnny ‘Uncle Harry’s blowing up her balloons and Mummy’s screaming ‘ Oh God I’m coming’
However the next morning came around and of course Johnny hadn’t forgotten. His father explained ‘They are balloons and when Mummy dies we blow them up and they lift Mummy up to heaven’ Johnny seemed happy with the explanation.
A couple of days later his Father came home early from work, Johnny rushed out of the house telling him his Mum was dying ‘What do you mean dying’ Well’ said Johnny ‘Uncle Harry’s blowing up her balloons and Mummy’s screaming ‘ Oh God I’m coming’
Keith_W
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I am planning to start another forum to discuss the work of Floyd E. Toole. I am thinking of calling it "The Circle of Confusion".
mhardy6647
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When you're sure you looked everywhere for your ratchet...
(from the Polk forums)
(from the Polk forums)
mhardy6647
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Mrs. H just shared this one with me...
