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A Call For Humor!
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mhardy6647
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Just because one has silenced a machine doesn't mean one has convinced it, I suppose.
... and from elsewhere on teh wide world of webz...
BinkieHuckerback
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If you buy something in China, it has 'Made Just Round the Corner' written on the box
Marc v E
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Trying to make a very serious person laugh, takes some solid out of the box thinking
Marc v E
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Good advice, but not quite...
Marc v E
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Close, but no cigar...
mhardy6647
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oopsie.
Clementine, Sir Winston's wife, was talking to a street sweeper for a while.
"What did you talk about for so long?" asked Sir Winston.
She smiled, "Many years ago he was madly in love with me."
Churchill smiled ironically, "So you could have been the wife of a street sweeper today. "
′′Oh no, my love ", Clementine replied, "If I had married him, he would have been the prime minister today.
"What did you talk about for so long?" asked Sir Winston.
She smiled, "Many years ago he was madly in love with me."
Churchill smiled ironically, "So you could have been the wife of a street sweeper today. "
′′Oh no, my love ", Clementine replied, "If I had married him, he would have been the prime minister today.
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Marc v E
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Nobody understood his dark sense of humour
Even George Lucas needed some time to see the genius of his practical jokes:
Even George Lucas needed some time to see the genius of his practical jokes:
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Suffolkhifinut
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digicidal
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While the word choices are indeed perplexing... it's the capitalization and punctuation that's truly stupefying!
digicidal
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Since Vader and humor have come up... had to enjoy this classic again. Worked as well as it did the first time (tears were shed):
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Marc v E
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Trying to find out if your wife has a sense of humour is the best form of contraception. Don't do it.
