A Call For Humor!

[KellenVancouver]

 

[LTig]

View attachment 263124

German is much harder:
Wenn Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.
(Thank god we use capitals for nouns)

Spoiler

When flies fly, flies fly behind flies.

 

[Killingbeans]

Then how about Mandarin Chinese?

 

[mhardy6647]

German is much harder:
Wenn Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.
(Thank god we use capitals for nouns)

Spoiler

When flies fly, flies fly behind flies.

aber auf Englisch kann man sagen: "Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana."

 

[Ken Tajalli]

View attachment 263124

As a person whose mother tongue is not English, take it from me, English is not that hard.
Not that mine is perfect.

 

[Waxx]

View attachment 263124

Then try to learn Westflemish (my mothertongue, and the direct decendent of old Flemish). We conjugate everything, even yes and no.... and not only in person but also in severity. This is a very simplified explenation on the english wikipedia about this:

And sometime a simple english "yes" can end up in westflemish as "amajabadoewi"...

 

[thegeton]

"...the Sir Alexander Fleming zone..."

I can't stop laughing. Is that open source? May I borrow it royalty free?

 

[mhardy6647]

Then try to learn Westflemish (my mothertongue, and the direct decendent of old Flemish). We conjugate everything, even yes and no.... and not only in person but also in severity. This is a very simplified explenation on the english wikipedia about this:
View attachment 263176
And sometime a simple english "yes" can end up in westflemish as "amajabadoewi"...

Now you've gone and done it!

You reminded me* of this goofy but not grammatically imprecise little story, which anyone (who doesn't know it) is more than welcome to punctuate into submission.

John while Jane had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

Spoiler

John, while Jane had had “had”, had had “had had”. “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

{as others responding to this thread have written before me: Thank you. I'll see myself out.}



__________
*also reminds me of Deutsch: naja -- and also jein

 

[Ken Tajalli]

Now you've gone and done it!

You reminded me* of this goofy but not grammatically imprecise little story, which anyone (who doesn't know it) is more than welcome to punctuate into submission.

John while Jane had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

Spoiler

John, while Jane had had “had”, had had “had had”. “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

{as others responding to this thread have written before me: Thank you. I'll see myself out.}



__________
*also reminds me of Deutsch: naja -- and also jein

OK
I thought I had had enough, but now I have.
Teach me Flemish!

 

[AdamG]

Every time I try to speak Belgian, My throat gets all Flemish. ​

Only Flemish joke I got! ​

 

[Ken Tajalli]

Every time I try to speak Belgian, My throat gets all Flemish. ​

Only Flemish joke I got! ​

Or
Soon I finish learning Finish.

 

[Scrappy]

I’ve got an ace in the hole: Spicy smoked chorizo link and a can ‘o mil-spec cheese

Cougar Cheese | WSU Creamery | Washington State University

creamery.wsu.edu

Just gotta slice sausage and open the big-ass can, ha! Might even have crackers somewhere for proper charcuterie…

 

[JSmith]

When there is no wood to chuck...

JSmith

 

[mhardy6647]

I’ve got an ace in the hole: Spicy smoked chorizo link and a can ‘o mil-spec cheese

Cougar Cheese | WSU Creamery | Washington State University

creamery.wsu.edu

Just gotta slice sausage and open the big-ass can, ha! Might even have crackers somewhere for proper charcuterie…

Despite the ability to make bad jokes about the name -- this stuff is really excellent!
We have a can in the fridge at the moment.

 

[JSmith]

We have a can...

JSmith

 

[mhardy6647]

Nah, it's a real can opener kind of can -- like a gigantic tuna fish can.

(random, and rather low-res, internet image)

I’m Here to Highly Recommend Canned Cheese

Seriously. It’s cheese in a can. And it’s great.

www.bonappetit.com

 

[Ageve]

German is much harder:
Wenn Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.
(Thank god we use capitals for nouns)

Spoiler

When flies fly, flies fly behind flies.

Swedish:

Flyg fula fluga flyg, och den fula flugan flög.

Spoiler

Fly ugly fly, fly! And the ugly fly flew.

Farfar, får får får? Nej, får får inte får, får får lamm.

Spoiler

Grandpa, do sheep have sheep? No, sheep don't have sheep. Sheep have lambs.

 

[bloodshoteyed]

Or
Soon I finish learning Finish.

 

[bloodshoteyed]

and omg, american cheeses, jaw (not just tongue) breaking languages....this is turning unfunny

i need a cup of coffee first before i open my meme database tho, hold tight....

 

[bloodshoteyed]