Guy goes to a psychiatrist for the first time. Shrink decides to begin by showing the new patient a series of ink blots - the Rorschach test. Darned if every one of those ink blots didn't make the patient think of sex. Shrink says, in a cheesy Austrian accent, "Your problem iss opvious. You are preoccupied mit sex." Patient replies, "I'm preoccupied? Those are YOUR pictures dude!"