A Call For Humor!

[Martin]

Found on AudioCircle:

Q: Why are the Great Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because they wouldn't fit in the British Museum.

Thanks syzygy.

 

[Mnyb]

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The world fattest "action" hero in his later movies he always wear coats that sort of hides his bulk a bit.....

 

[mhardy6647]

"SeleniumFalcon" posted this at the Polk forums today...

 

[Hapo]

 

[digitalfrost]

"SeleniumFalcon" posted this at the Polk forums today...

Probably more expensive than the real thing...

 

[Hapo]

 

[Puddingbuks]

The world fattest "action" hero in his later movies he always wear coats that sort of hides his bulk a bit.....

 

[Suffolkhifinut]

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Funny and true to modern day life. This isn’t a joke but true.
A friend’s daughter has a very violent son in his 30s, he keeps attacking her and the police are regularly called to sort it out. The man is well over 6’ and heavily muscled, his father is a ex professional heavy weight boxer and the law in the UK classes his fists as lethal weapons. So if he goes for his son he’s likely to be charged with ABH at least, they lock themselves in the bathroom and call the police. The son ended up remanded in prison at the trial a restraining order was put in place, banning him from their home and surrounding area. After the trial his mother waited for him and took him home!

 

[Count Arthur]

Funny and true to modern day life. This isn’t a joke but true.
A friend’s daughter has a very violent son in his 30s, he keeps attacking her and the police are regularly called to sort it out. The man is well over 6’ and heavily muscled, his father is a ex professional heavy weight boxer and the law in the UK classes his fists as lethal weapons. So if he goes for his son he’s likely to be charged with ABH at least, they lock themselves in the bathroom and call the police. The son ended up remanded in prison at the trial a restraining order was put in place, banning him from their home and surrounding area. After the trial his mother waited for him and took him home!

It sounds like someboddy needs some time on the naughty step.

 

[Kuppenbender]

his father is a ex professional heavy weight boxer and the law in the UK classes his fists as lethal weapons.

I always thought that was just an urban myth.

The kind of thing Steven Seagal would say - and probably has.

 

[Suffolkhifinut]

I always thought that was just an urban myth.

The kind of thing Steven Seagal would say - and probably has.

Had a former apprentice I looked after a part time boxer, put away for getting into a fight protecting his mate from a couple of blokes laying into him. The law here is clear on this one.

 

[sejarzo]

 

[Keith_W]

(Edit) decided to make it a spoiler so that others can have fun

BOSSY - O S S
CHURN - C U
WIZARD - I A R
CEMENT - ME T

OSSCUIARMET

MUSIC TO HIS EARS

 

[Marc v E]

We need to take more risk people, more risk!

 

[Marc v E]

Punch in the face free of charge

 

[Marc v E]

Universal remote.

 

[Marc v E]

These stairs need a haircut.

 

[Prana Ferox]

I always thought that was just an urban myth.

The kind of thing Steven Seagal would say - and probably has.

The UK classifies basic tableware as deadly weapons

 

[nobodynoz]

In France there is an old song that says:
"ninety-five times out of a hundred the woman is bored while making love. Men convinced otherwise are cuckolds."
what do you think ?

The song has been written by a famous French poet called Georges Brassens.

 

[Suffolkhifinut]

The UK classifies basic tableware as deadly weapons

Does that include people who use their knuckles when eating?