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mhardy6647

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"SeleniumFalcon" posted this at the Polk forums today...

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Suffolkhifinut

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Funny and true to modern day life. This isn’t a joke but true.
A friend’s daughter has a very violent son in his 30s, he keeps attacking her and the police are regularly called to sort it out. The man is well over 6’ and heavily muscled, his father is a ex professional heavy weight boxer and the law in the UK classes his fists as lethal weapons. So if he goes for his son he’s likely to be charged with ABH at least, they lock themselves in the bathroom and call the police. The son ended up remanded in prison at the trial a restraining order was put in place, banning him from their home and surrounding area. After the trial his mother waited for him and took him home!
 

Count Arthur

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Funny and true to modern day life. This isn’t a joke but true.
A friend’s daughter has a very violent son in his 30s, he keeps attacking her and the police are regularly called to sort it out. The man is well over 6’ and heavily muscled, his father is a ex professional heavy weight boxer and the law in the UK classes his fists as lethal weapons. So if he goes for his son he’s likely to be charged with ABH at least, they lock themselves in the bathroom and call the police. The son ended up remanded in prison at the trial a restraining order was put in place, banning him from their home and surrounding area. After the trial his mother waited for him and took him home!
It sounds like someboddy needs some time on the naughty step.
 

Kuppenbender

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his father is a ex professional heavy weight boxer and the law in the UK classes his fists as lethal weapons.
I always thought that was just an urban myth.

The kind of thing Steven Seagal would say - and probably has.
 

Suffolkhifinut

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I always thought that was just an urban myth.

The kind of thing Steven Seagal would say - and probably has.
Had a former apprentice I looked after a part time boxer, put away for getting into a fight protecting his mate from a couple of blokes laying into him. The law here is clear on this one.
 

nobodynoz

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In France there is an old song that says:
"ninety-five times out of a hundred the woman is bored while making love. Men convinced otherwise are cuckolds."
what do you think ?

The song has been written by a famous French poet called Georges Brassens.
 
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