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A Call For Humor!

jkasch

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Suffolkhifinut

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Jim goes out for a walk sees his Audiophile mate Harry coming towards him in agony.
Walks up to him and asks “ Harry what’s wrong”
“ Jim just inserted a tampon in my A***.”
“ For God’s sake why?”
“ Watching an advert on TV last night and it said if you wear one of these you’ll be able to swim and ride a bike and I’ve never been able to do either!”
 
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Neddy

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Gerber 200 (USA). This one fits on your key-chain, stays sharp. Hasn't been made in 20 years so set your eBay search for it. Goes for $15-25. Take it off your keys before going on a plane.
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:oops: I bought a dozen of those in various sizes many years ago.
The greatest lil knives ever, but only have 2 or 3 remaining - they are so small and lightweight they vanish easily.
I used to work at a large bureaucracy, in a 30's 'nazi-deco' (my girlfriend coined that term) style building with beautiful handcrafted wood and brass doors - and locks - where they required you to physically sign up (on paper!) for access and a key (on a huge fob) to each conference room for meetings. (Ok, the building was open to the public).
I enjoyed using these knives to pick those old locks so I could have meetings on-the-fly without jumping through hoops with some drone in an office 7 floors up!. The knives were so small I could just 'lean up' against the door, looking around casually while I slid the latch open.
The 'bosses' never caught on, nor to the fact that, when I did sign out a room, I always 'signed' as one of the constitution signers, or Abraham Lincoln.
Wonder why I never won any great promotions there....
Still use two of the surviving knives on a near daily basis!!
 

Peterinvan

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Actually his avatar is Strangelove......:)

But you probably knew that.
It worries me that Dr Strangelove is still very relevant these days
 

crazycloud

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Gerber 200 (USA). This one fits on your key-chain, stays sharp. Hasn't been made in 20 years so set your eBay search for it. Goes for $15-25. Take it off your keys before going on a plane.
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I had a similar Walther Micro PPQ one on my keychain for many years, a gift from a friend. Then one day I went to court and it was seen by the guards who made me take it off and put it on the sharps box. I explained it was expensive (it's not) and a cherished gift, but they wouldn't let me give it to my sister who was waiting outside, nor let me go back out with it. Basically, in the box now or I call over the Police Officer standing a few metres away.
I replaced it with a new one and didn't tell my friend.
 

Doodski

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I had a similar Walther Micro PPQ one on my keychain for many years, a gift from a friend. Then one day I went to court and it was seen by the guards who made me take it off and put it on the sharps box. I explained it was expensive (it's not) and a cherished gift, but they wouldn't let me give it to my sister who was waiting outside, nor let me go back out with it. Basically, in the box now or I call over the Police Officer standing a few metres away.
I replaced it with a new one and didn't tell my friend.
That's bogus. Here in the wild west of Canada open carry is the law. If you have the guts to carry a sword fly at it....lol. I see doods carrying bowies, nordic fishing knives, axes, folders etc.
 
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