A Call For Humor!

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[mhardy6647]

At least I have not bought a duck press for the kitchen edit: or special artichoke plates

we have a grapefruit knife, for lack of a better word. It's an intriguing little gizmo. The essence of it is a small, slightly springy, thin metal blade, curved near its tip and sporting with a finely serrated edge. We don't eat grapefruit, but I admire the tool's impertinence (EDIT: ... or, if you prefer, by its presumption -- see below), so it gets to live in that drawer in the kitchen.

That drawer.
You know the one.

 

[mhardy6647]

 

[Ropeburn]

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[Timcognito]

Kitchens are peak workshop furniture!

Yes those are fine '80s Sematic brand German cabinets in the kitchen from 1984-2004 when they were moved the garage in massive home remodel. Love the roll-out shelves that are still going strong with many heavy tools inside.

 

[Salt]

we have a grapefruit knife, for lack of a better word. It's an intriguing little gizmo. The essence of it is a small, slightly springy, thin metal blade, curved near its tip and sporting with a finely serrated edge. We don't eat grapefruit, but I admire the tool's impertinence (EDIT: ... or, if you prefer, by its presumption -- see below), so it gets to live in that drawer in the kitchen.

That drawer.
You know the one.

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Except that mostly hidden rat trap see only things for daily use ...

 

[Ropeburn]

AI weightloss ad. Hilarity intentional or not?

Yeah a bit less fat on me wouldn't hurt, but losing THAT much...

 

[Salt]

Made by Handy Cam ...

 

[thewas]

 

[Ropeburn]

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One of those is not like the others... there are zero reported cases of cheetahs killing humans in history. They just don't attack humans. Not just friend-shaped, they kinda are!

 

[Ropeburn]

 

[Soundproof]

we have a grapefruit knife, for lack of a better word. It's an intriguing little gizmo. The essence of it is a small, slightly springy, thin metal blade, curved near its tip and sporting with a finely serrated edge. We don't eat grapefruit, but I admire the tool's impertinence.

Sounds like a typical fruit knife to me, serrated is ideal for for fruits and berries with softish skin like plums and figues. The siebling of (French) tomato knifes, of which I am a fan

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[Ropeburn]

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That reminds me of the cat kindergarten:

Mouth as entrance. Of course there's an exit at the back...

 

[ryanosaur]

Of course there's an exit at the back...

But does it look like a plucked raspberry?

Coincidentally, I was acquainted with a Chef who wouldn’t let his cooks put raspberries on a plate unless they were core-side down.

 

[Multicore]

we have a grapefruit knife, ... We don't eat grapefruit, but I admire the tool's impertinence

My parents had one and sometimes used it. I don't like eating grapefruits so i don't have one. We sometimes use grapefruit juice in summer cocktails.

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]