A Call For Humor!

[Soundproof]

Simple logic: you eat all the greasy stuff and it's yummy and then you're nauseous and need medicine. Of course the house apothecary got a nice selection of fine destillates...

Balanced meals. Proteins, vegs and carbohydrates. Or salt, sweet, sour and bitter.

The doctor would have praised you with such diet. Except you don't ned to pay him a visit - too healthy.

 

[Soundproof]

And it's important to stay positive - even if you eventually barf it all out, it can't make you gain weight anymore

Ahh... barf-ly, not bar-fly!

 

[respice finem]

Ahh... barf-ly, not bar-fly!

Barf-lion, the greatest lion of all times

 

[Soundproof]

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Beware, she just got the Pelican brief.

 

[Soundproof]

Lieber eine Fettleber vom Saufen, als einen Buckel von der Arbeit

Fettleber is dangerous indeed.

Cannibals loves their Foie Gras surrogate.

 

[respice finem]

Fettleber is dangerous indeed.

Cannibals loves their Foie Gras surrogate.

A bishop had sent a missionary to the cannibals. After a week, he asked whether he is good.
Answer: He was good, but we need more

 

[Soundproof]

Why are supermarkets placing contraceptives and pregnancy tests beside each other?

 

[jkasch]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2096259180382290287

 

[MatrixS2000]

 

[MatrixS2000]

 

[MatrixS2000]

 

[Nopiano]

 

[Karmacoma]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2096259180382290287

Hilarious!!!

 

[Karmacoma]

This one is for logicians...

 

[thewas]

 

[Soundproof]

 

[respice finem]

Why are supermarkets placing contraceptives and pregnancy tests besides eachother?

Subliminal message "better buy before..."

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[Bleib]

ok, so where do I place my hand? Genius design. Truly

 

[respice finem]

View attachment 556842ok, so where do I place my hand? Genius design. Truly

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