A Call For Humor!

[Peterinvan]

Would be quite interesting to hear a bear singing Bob Marley

This one on Tidal gets it right... Weed OoooH

Lutan Fyah - Weed Oooooh

Watch Weed Oooooh on TIDAL

tidal.com

 

[rationaltime]

How the internet was created

 

[Ropeburn]

How the internet was created
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"Be fruitful and multiply!"

Crackers: "And I took that literally"

 

[mhardy6647]

As a biologist* I note with interest the two-headed mutant.

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* I know I claim to be a biochemist, and, practically speaking, I am, but interestingly both of my degrees say "Biology" on them. There was essentially zero organismal biology goin' on at my alma mater, though.

 

[Berwhale]

As a biologist* I note with interest the two-headed mutant.
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* I know I claim to be a biochemist, and, practically speaking, I am, but interestingly both of my degrees say "Biology" on them. There was essentially zero organismal biology goin' on at my alma mater, though.

It's Chimeric Ethernet

 

[Berwhale]

Yes please

Tank you, you're welcome.

 

[Sir Sanders Zingmore]

It's Chimeric Ethernet

Is that a new “high end” hifi company?

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[Berwhale]

Is that a new “high end” hifi company?

Yes, they are a sister company (or maybe cousin company) to Distinct Zygotic Audio

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[Soundproof]

As a biologist* I note with interest the two-headed mutant.
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* I know I claim to be a biochemist, and, practically speaking, I am, but interestingly both of my degrees say "Biology" on them. There was essentially zero organismal biology goin' on at my alma mater, though.

Just stay off steroids while at it....

 

[xanalog]

Or, simply call the moment the cat is jumping out "Schrödinger's Klippel"

Schrödinger's cat is a reductio ad absurdum argumentum... with a ridiculous conclusion—that a cat could be simultaneously dead and alive until observed.
Schrödinger intended it as a paradox to mock the idea that the observation itself creates the reality.

If you smell poop around the mailbox (w/o opening it): Dead cat inside.
If you smell urine: Live cat inside.
Open-and-shut case and cats don't have the IQ to do quantum mechanics. Duh!

 

[Berwhale]

Schrödinger's cat is a reductio ad absurdum argumentum... with a ridiculous conclusion—that a cat could be simultaneously dead and alive until observed.
Schrödinger intended it as a paradox to mock the idea that the observation itself creates the reality.

And yet, we don't know any better, the paradox remains unsolved and quantum mechanics remains the best description we have of the microscopic world.

 

[mhardy6647]

Schrödinger's cat is a reductio ad absurdum argumentum... with a ridiculous conclusion—that a cat could be simultaneously dead and alive until observed.
Schrödinger intended it as a paradox to mock the idea that the observation itself creates the reality.

If you smell poop around the mailbox (w/o opening it): Dead cat inside.
If you smell urine: Live cat inside.
Open-and-shut case and cats don't have the IQ to do quantum mechanics. Duh!

I've long considered cats as the quantum carriers of entropy, though.
EDIT: Perhaps in this scholarly context, they could be dubbed Felons -- with a long e, and emphasis on the first syllable; i.e., rhyming with Elon.

... and, for better or worse, I understand thermodynamics considerably better than I do quantum mechanics.

 

[Multicore]

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They can be scary but that dog is just settling in his chair and taking in the novelty.

 

[Multicore]

I've long considered cats as the quantum carriers of entropy, though.
... and, for better or worse, I understand thermodynamics considerably better than I do quantum mechanics.

I have a bit of understanding of both so I won't let you off with that. What on earth is a quantum carrier of entropy"?

 

[thewas]

 

[xanalog]

I've long considered cats as the quantum carriers of entropy, though.
EDIT: Perhaps in this scholarly context, they could be dubbed Felons -- with a long e, and emphasis on the first syllable; i.e., rhyming with Elon.

Surely Sir,
You must be confusing a lowly Felon with the regal One.

 

[mhardy6647]

I have a bit of understanding of both so I won't let you off with that. What on earth is a quantum carrier of entropy"?

Why wouldn't entropy be quantized?
I'm workin' on a theorem...

Dude, it's the humor thread... can't humor be like science fiction?

 

[xanalog]