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A Call For Humor!

Big catapults and trebuchets are also fun but less convenient to keep at home and take to the protest.
Some could use this as an excuse to take a .45 ...
 
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I think we may have accidentally opened @mhardy6647's
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But he did warn us earlier.
I know we have opened his box. My head is hurting having to think at such a high level. At 69 years old, his posts make me think so hard my doctor said he might be hazardous to my health! He is sneaky that way. Making you think AND being hard on your health......... :D
 
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OR spin it off from another joke like Xanalog did
I -flat-out- refuse to be implicated in this controversy!
I can be as anecdotal as @mhardy6647 has been of late.

During the early 1970s, gas was 25cents/gal, there were no license point-systems, no radar and no requirement for insurance.
We used to jam as many peeps in a single car as possible. And then, go joy driving as our favorite pastime fun.
We only had 5 simple rules for these sorties.
*Good rock-n-roll
*Mandatory seatbelts
*Everyone smokes
*No one drinks
*All FIPIOs had to be pre-announced
Any rules' violation and you simply walked home.
"Fart In Progress, If Odoriferous!" and if true; after 2nd violation, we'd take a vote about walking/
Would this be OT?
 
I -flat-out- refuse to be implicated in this controversy!
I can be as anecdotal as @mhardy6647 has been of late.

During the early 1970s, gas was 25cents/gal, there were no license point-systems, no radar and no requirement for insurance.
We used to jam as many peeps in a single car as possible. And then, go joy driving as our favorite pastime fun.
We only had 5 simple rules for these sorties.

Any rules' violation and you simply walked home.
"Fart In Progress, If Odoriferous!" and if true; after 2nd violation, we'd take a vote about walking/
Would this be OT?
I'm totally against controversies, and my friends in wedontcareaboutsoccer ultras share my view. We have in fact established the hardcore Stop Controversies NOW!!! movement, and we will fight controversies at all costs.
 
The Norsemen series is, by the gods of the world of the heavens and the underworlds (and I really mean all of them, to emphasise the swear lol), the funniest and most hilarious parody of all the "viking" tropes made to date. The constant play on stereotypes of various archetypical characters, combined with making fun of postmodern sensitivities, is big fun. Love it :D
It's pretty good, almost unbearable to watch it more than a couple of times. It is probably (being condenced) closer to the truth than the image many "documentaries" present. Have seen some translations of runes which easily would make the busiest OnlyFans bride blush...
 
Funny, but not exactly the digit to which I was referring...

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I do see 4 fingers (digits) in both right hands.
I also see that the hands are not of the same person's.
It looks like of the 8 visible fingers, at least 3 have nail polish.
what am I missing?

But the natives demand funny not exactitude, :cool:
 
I do see 4 fingers (digits) in both right hands.
I also see that the hands are not of the same person's.
It looks like of the 8 visible fingers, at least 3 have nail polish.
what am I missing?

But the natives demand funny not exactitude, :cool:
When humor is explained it tends to lose its charm. Since you asked, I will explain it.

After your first digit becomes a 6 you must always have an exit strategy before sitting on the floor...
Here "digit" does not refer to any fingers. Rather,
"digit"
1 a: any of the Arabic numerals 1 to 9 and usually the symbol 0

At your 60th birthday where the first digit of your age becomes 6
you may start to lose mobility. Before sitting on the floor it is
beneficial to make a plan (or "exit strategy") for how to get
your self back up from the floor.

"pedantically"
in a way that gives too much attention to formal rules or small details

Strictly speaking 6 is also the first digit of your 6th birthday,
but if you raise that point we are going to know you are British.

I hope we can all move on.
 
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