A Call For Humor!

[Soundproof]

The German word for turkey translates to "threatening chicken" lol

Have crossed between a wood grouse hen and her chickens a couple of times, the chickens obviously told by the hen to stay put whilst the hen makes her moves to distract me. Dragging her wing pretending to be injured that is. The fun begins when the chickens decides they rather follow the hen - towards me - also dragging one of their wings. Havoc. Less fun when inadvertedly entering the rooster territory. They defend it allright

Grouse hens do the same, but the cock has a different approach. The Top Gun strategy, close proximity flybys. Could easily spill my coffee

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[Bleib]

 

[Ropeburn]

 

[Multicore]

I've seen the young ones fly. Mainly as eggs....

That's more ballistics than flight I think.

 

[Multicore]

Is it just me, or does it seem that over the past few months, posters to the Humor Thread have been making posts that have become exceedingly strange/ bizarre? I read many of these posts quite sober and wonder what complex molecules some of these folks are eating, drinking or smoking before they come up with this stuff.

Speaking for myself Idk anything that changed over the past few months. I've been abusing alcohol, tobacco and the same pharmaceuticals at about the same intensity for decades. I can't think of other changes on my end.

The oligosaccharide post you replied to represents status quo for @mhardy6647 , meaning it is within one sigma for that user's estimated distribution on both strange and bizarre axes. I checked that with a very reliable agent that's been rigorously monitoring this thread for over a year.

Do you have any other examples, anecdata or stats you'd like us to consider?

 

[Soundproof]

That's more ballistics than flight I think.

Going ballistic got something to do with flying eggs, that's for sure.

 

[Ropeburn]

Going ballistic got something to do with flying eggs, that's for sure.

It's a shame eggs are so fragile, else we could use potato cannons to let out our anger against our politicians.

Gatling potato cannon wtf lol:

That looks highly illegal in many jurisdictions because it's a firearm by definition: explosion powered and projectile in a barrel.

 

[thegeton]

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After your first digit becomes a 6 you must always have an exit strategy before sitting on the floor...

 

[dkinric]

 

[Fahzz]

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That ain't funny...

 

[dkinric]

 

[respice finem]

After your first digit becomes a 6 you must always have an exit strategy before sitting on the floor...

Singularities exist - like my great-grandfather. He could eventually be persuaded to abandon riding, after reaching the age of 100... (no joke).

 

[respice finem]

It's a shame eggs are so fragile, else we could use potato cannons to let out our anger against our politicians.

Gatling potato cannon wtf lol:

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That looks highly illegal in many jurisdictions because it's a firearm by definition: explosion powered and projectile in a barrel.

Such a "toy" can be lethal sometimes. But then again, many "toys" can.

 

[Multicore]

Tsss... not very original.

Coffee - do you and how do you consume it?

My friends owns that small coffee farm in Panama, which recently set another record for the most expensive kilo of coffee sold at tad over 30k. His coffee is much more reasonably priced! He does not have a web site up yet, but on FB if interested. That's my coffee booster product, which takes...

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It's a shame eggs are so fragile, else we could use potato cannons to let out our anger against our politicians.

Gatling potato cannon wtf lol:

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That looks highly illegal in many jurisdictions because it's a firearm by definition: explosion powered and projectile in a barrel.

It sure looks like fun.

For political protest perhaps it's time for a revival of the ancient art of the sling. Eggs can be thus launched and with a bit of skill meet a bloviator at over 50 m. More than enough, yeah?

 

[Multicore]

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Gosh, what a surprising coincidence.

 

[Zenek73]

 

[Ropeburn]

 

[respice finem]

For political protest perhaps it's time for a revival of the ancient art of the sling.

At today's level of fanaticism, they would probably prefer to revive the trebuchet

Meet the only known trebuchet casualty in history

It highlights the brutality of medieval warfare," said paleopathologist Jo Buckberry.

arstechnica.com

 

[Ropeburn]

At today's level of fanaticism, they would probably prefer to revive the trebuchet

Meet the only known trebuchet casualty in history

It highlights the brutality of medieval warfare," said paleopathologist Jo Buckberry.

arstechnica.com

Ostrich eggs for ammunition

 

[Zenek73]