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A Call For Humor!
- Thread starter Tks
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You've done enough by giving us those
mosquitos.So much so that I don't even feel alone in my own backyard!
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Tom decides to go on holiday. So he asks Dave to house-sit for him, look after his elderly mother, and his cat. After a week, Tom rings Dave.
Tom: Hi Dave, how are things going?
Dave: Good.
Tom: How's my cat?
Dave: Cat's dead.
Tom: What!! How could you say that!!!
Dave: What do you mean? Your cat is dead.
Tom: No, no … it's too harsh. Try to soften it a bit.
Dave: How?
Tom: You could say she climbed up the roof. But the roof was slippery, so she fell and hit her head. When you found her, she had peacefully passed away.
Dave: OK.
Tom: Anyway, how is my mum?
Dave: Umm … she's on the roof …
Tom: Hi Dave, how are things going?
Dave: Good.
Tom: How's my cat?
Dave: Cat's dead.
Tom: What!! How could you say that!!!
Dave: What do you mean? Your cat is dead.
Tom: No, no … it's too harsh. Try to soften it a bit.
Dave: How?
Tom: You could say she climbed up the roof. But the roof was slippery, so she fell and hit her head. When you found her, she had peacefully passed away.
Dave: OK.
Tom: Anyway, how is my mum?
Dave: Umm … she's on the roof …
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Interesting. I think I came into that place once...
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or, perhaps, giggling.
But maybe if people vented in non destructive ways more often we wouldn't have as many trying to kill the person they think disrespected them on the road.
May your wishes come true!
Sorry I cannot join you as I have a lobotomy appointment.
A warning is in order, though:
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Damn! So much for the "weaker sex" bull puckey...
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I think I’m in love…
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