A Call For Humor!

[ta240]

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Sadly, I think it requires adding 'multi' to the start of millionaire now to be able to do what you want.

 

[ta240]

"We're gonna need a bigger drone."
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Growing up I saw the Carol Burnett show spoof of Jaws before the actual movie. So I always hear "We are going to need a bigger toilet"

 

[respice finem]

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Sentence: Zero for the prank, five years for "possession of a blade"

 

[dkinric]

 

[mhardy6647]

Sentence: Zero for the prank, five years for "possession of a blade"

What would have happened if pranksters had parked a lorry* across the street displaying a prominent "Soylent Green" logo?

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* see, I DO speak English, as well as American.

 

[respice finem]

What would have happened if pranksters had parked a lorry* across the street displaying a prominent "Soylent Green" logo?

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* see, I DO speak English, as well as American.

If they have added the "magic" word "free", probably a queue would have formed

 

[mhardy6647]

If they have added the "magic" word free, probably a queue would have formed

Yes. Marketing.
I was, however (and FWIW) thinking about a Soylent Green van* ready for pickup, as opposed to delivery.

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* also a viable English term, I believe, for a... ahem... truck, or LKW, as some might say.

 

[mhardy6647]

I just heard a news item on the local radio about a new nature preserve opening in nearby Vermont, and it triggered a rogue neuron or two.

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

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[Bleib]

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Protons, electrons, neutrons and morons

 

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