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A Call For Humor!

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My parents tried this when my dog was a puppy, but I granted him "political asylum" :) usually under plaid, only the nose sticking out.
Dogs instinctively want to watch their terrain from above. Except at night, when there's nothing to see - then they lay in a "strategic" spot on the floor, so everyone passing must stumble upon them.
 

Many years ago, I asked a patient what he does for a living.

Him: "I'm a barrister"
Me: "Oh, which law school did you go to?"
Him: (confused) "What law school? I didn't go to a law school"
Me: (confused) "How do you get called to the bar without a law degree?"
Him: "You just apply for a job at the bar?"
Me: "Wait, do you make coffee?"
Him: "Yes?" (whilst giving me a look as if i'm an idiot)
Me: "You're a BARISTA!"
 
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